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I miss Reagan. At least you knew he was nuts.

I would like to see less pre maritial sex. But my BIG issue is with a-holes having extra-maritial sex. Of course, I'd like to see a lot less 'uninformed sex'. That is children who don't know any better having sex.

Q: that would be a clunk, not a grind. Changed tires recently? I remember putting the winter tires from my Celebrity onto my mother's Shadow. Just putting 195s in place of the 185s caused a rubbing in tight turns. Neo, don't forget to get an alignment after those tie rod ends. But you knew...

Look at the bushings. I had a similar noise with my Mirage. I could have sworn that it was rotary in nature, and it turned out to be the tortion bar bushings.

Too cool. Any idea about the state of the reef?

You misunderstood me. I didn't say to leave the boat, did I?

I see. What about these new iridium spark plugs I've heard about? Are they worth the extra couple of bucks?

What are the odds that both would go at the same time? Could the misfire cause the sensor to trigger? Could a sensor failure cause too rich/too lean a fuel mixture leading to misfiring? I've already found the leads for 55 bucks at a parts shop. Are platinum plugs actually required? Can the...

FYI now it won't start at all.

Nonsense. Any robot revolution is doomed to fail. Simply because the robots would be programmed by humans. Any robot programmed with enough personality to want supremacy over humans would be seriously deranged and would collapse into electronic psychosis. Let's face it. Only human blindness to...

New idea for deportation. Put them in a boat. Take them to the internation limit (200 miles) and let them go. Any country that want's them can pick them up there. What do ya think?

Hey Unc. You gonna let they say you suck, and let them away with it?

I live in Montreal. Do I need to say any more? One way to get services to move fast is to tell the operator that they've got 1 hour, and then you're going up the pole yourself. they know that they're liable if you get hurt up there (it's their property), so they move. Living up here, I...

Help. The bitch is 30 seconds away from becoming roadkill. She suddenly started sputtering and running rough. And the good ol' Check Engine light came on. I took it to the local GM a-holes in case it was covered under my extended warranty. They're saying that the computer reads P0141 and P0300...

I started here back when Brainsoft was running the show.

Or of course, keep their legs closed. Naa. That'd be too much to ask today.

That sort of thing's been happening since the '70s. It only happens to fat people who's ass cheeks can cover the vents under the toilet seat. Vents that are there to prevent just this sort of thing. Most aircraft even have warning labels in the toilets because of it.

nope

It's a '97 (that's the short nose, Inky) with 145,000km on the clock. BTW add a leaky power steering hose, and a nonfunctional side mirror to the list. 9mm ammo is on order.

They must have gotten 2 inches of snow and need the army to come dig them out again.