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Don't worry. I'll be taking a few idiots hunting next season. I'm sure that we can thin the crowd a bit. After all, didn't ya know that if you wear deer antlers on your head, you can get closer to deer, because they'll thing you're one of them? rofl.

We should all care. Anyone that sick needs to be watched.

I fix all the stuff you're using.

Gonz, I've been saying that for years. Ever since I saw a mars bar with "open here" printed on the label. How stupid do people need to be to require instructions on how to open a friggin' mars bar?

BTW it's "those pesky 4-wheelers". As defined in the teamsters handbook.

That'll wake you up in a hurry.

Anyone stupid enough to write a newspaper columnist and declare that they're a pedophile deserves what he gets.

Flush

Any aircraft would have gone the way of all the looted artifacts from the thousands of looted tombs. Melted down and reused.

That's a damn good question. Anyone got a good weather satelite site?

Life in the pokey. Let her be some fat lesbo's girlfriend for the rest of her days.

Because the vehicle you're driving weighs 10-20x what that little honda civic you're about to run over does.

Does it come in a car-mounted version?

Clear as mud.

Unc, they do make shoes that don't stink. They just can't handle your industrial strength feet.

A cop right here in peaceful Montreal was shot dead last week by someone he pulled over to ticket. Cops can no longer afford to take chances. As for where he hit, go to any firing range, do 20 pushups and try to hit a bullseye at ANY distance. I've tried it. At 10 feet, you're lucky to hit...

When did London become an island?

Hell, we might have had camcorders for the first world war.

and I need to come at it from underneath, don't I?

Wasn't the knuckles (well, ok, one knuckle) but the forearm. BTW where the hell is the #2 oxy sensor? I still have that to do once the weather warms up.