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  1. Professur

    Cartoons ...

    Cap'n Caveman rocks.
  2. Professur

    Jebus!

    Try having sweaty balls.
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    Jebus!

    I'm freaking cooking up here.
  4. Professur

    English is a hard language to learn

    IF something is impossible it's not possible If something is imflammable it burns.
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    I need 411

    You're not butting in. I asked for opinions, and you gave me one. I should be thanking you. In fact: Thank you. See. So you don't think it's a safe deal?
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    I need 411

    I was strolling through a used car lot (the same place I got the Mirage at) and spied a nice little set of wheels. A '91 sunbird. Some rust, mostly cosmetic. 2L 4 cylinder engine. 5 speed stick. Previous owner obviously knew something about cars, coz many parts show yellow grease pencil (scrap...
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    Where the hell did we go wrong?

    And they wanna let gay's adopt?
  8. Professur

    Whats every one doing for easter?

    I'm having my son christened. Seemed like a good day for it.
  9. Professur

    Becoming Human

    I'm out too.
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    Are you fat?

    Yup. And I don't need anyone to tell me so. 170lbs on a 5'5" frame.
  11. Professur

    Parents of 80 pound toddler lapping up publicity

    This actually happened last year. There should be a thread over at JJR's about it. I distinctly remember posting to it.
  12. Professur

    Dog Attack Trial

    Guilty!! On all counts, including 2nd degree murder. If you own a dangerous dog, you've been warned.
  13. Professur

    Teenager hit by puck has died

    Hockey is bad, Um-Kay?
  14. Professur

    WTB: Abit ST6/ST6-RAID

    I think that after 5 months, bumping this qualifies as beating a dead horse.
  15. Professur

    Discrimination or Common Sense

    And what happens when that 17-40 year old male straps a bomb onto his 4 year old kid and has him walk into a crowded mall? Or the pregnant woman pulls an AK-47 from under her dress to strafe a bus stop?
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    Explorers discover ruins in Peru

    Ruins in Peru? The entire place is a ruin. Even the new buildings are ruins. I work with a guy from there.
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    Marriage Age

    I posted this somewhere blue, but it seems to apply pretty well here too. What is marriage A marriage is an agreement between two consenting adults to share their life together. To take the other as the most important person. To live, love and cherish that other. In other words, it's...
  18. Professur

    My trip to Q's world (lotsa piccys)

    So I guess you have to have two X's to get a visit from Unc, Eh.;)
  19. Professur

    My trip to Q's world (lotsa piccys)

    So let's all start e-mailing our brewries to find Unc some non-corn beer.
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