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'Penis' found floating in bottle was mold, cops say By TILLIE FONG Scripps Howard News Service October 04, 2001 - An object found in a fruit drink last week is not a human penis, as previously believed, but mold or bacteria, Commerce City, Colo., police now say. "We worked off the best...

Ya, well I'm actually single and available and in the proper age fighting range, you Mr married you. Shame shame

Heck, I'm just a short little plane ride away. Ever been to Atlanta? No? ...can't blame ya.

The Elizabeth one made me queasy just looking at it. What a bad acid trip.

An Andy Williams Christmas special

San Francisco ;) you know the one :)

Thats why I bought my DSL service right from the phone company. They may be a slow monopoly, but there sure as hell can fix it better and faster when it all breaks down. All of the little subproviers and resellers can't do anything. All they can do is beg the phone company to fix their mistakes...

All you need to convert fat into soap is a strong base. Sounds like the woman was buried along with a !@#$% of industrial strength lime.

yeah, ... Steve's wedding was a monumental nightmare. It was so cruel to see over 200 people that I knew personally and wanted to socialze with only to be dragged down by the 'best man' duties. I was able to assign 25 seconds per person at best... a quick hi and bye across the board. Of course...

I say 50-50 between 71 and 72.

Do I hear It's raining men playing in the background? Is that Q and her friends I see hoarding around us with firstfulls of 1 dollar bills? I guess I should have shaved my bikini area.

THOSE AREN"T PILLOWS!!

I look like I belong in a strip club.

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Kind of makes mowing the lawn look feeble, eh? :D

too funny...

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Jonathan Chattahoochee Plantation ? huh? You needz a better formula.

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