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  1. unclehobart

    I'm moving up in the world!

    I shut the ringer off on the one in my bedroom. My roomies brother thought nothing of calling at 5am.... daily.
  2. unclehobart

    What the frack is some people's problem with paying $20 for a service?

    Thats a terroristic threat. Wouldn't advise it. WTF is the guys problem with ever having IE touch his computer in the first place? Is he one of those Idaho rancher sepratists that think that the government can spy on you using backdoor commands? What a goof.
  3. unclehobart

    I'm moving up in the world!

    That's ok... I actually like the abuse. btw- the third call would be from a cell phone. Then a pay phone. We could play call block bingo until dawn. mwahahaha
  4. unclehobart

    I'm moving up in the world!

    You would hang up on me, Q? Probably would since you don't even know what my voice sounds like. ;)
  5. unclehobart

    I'm moving up in the world!

    How much? How much? How much? Que dinero? Wieviel kostet das?
  6. unclehobart

    OH MY GOD

    HomeLAN lives in a large subdivision right in the middle of densely populated suburbia. Everything around him has DSL for a good mile or so... everything except his one neighborhood. His subdivision was created back around the late 60s. It was the only subdivision in the area for a good decade...
  7. unclehobart

    At least the Israelis & Paletinians don't attck children

    Wether children have been intentionally attacked or not is irrelevant when you consider how many 100s of kids have been killed in the Middle East turf war over the last few years. I find the entire Irish thing to be a low level incident at best. Barely a few hundred have been killed over 50...
  8. unclehobart

    At least the Israelis & Paletinians don't attck children

    Like hell they don't. The Arabs and Israelis have been taking random shots at each other regardless of children being present.
  9. unclehobart

    Think Britney needs bigger ta tas?

    I vote for 'or so' :D
  10. unclehobart

    Me and my monster

    how does a transient Scot go about meeting a lass from Mauritius in the first place?
  11. unclehobart

    Me and my monster

    That a Rolex on yer wrist there, pal?
  12. unclehobart

    I met a new beer

    Perhaps it means that the river is underhanded or a swindler. Crooked doesn't instantly mean a physical description... but then again... 95% of the way things are named out there use inane and vapid methods; like saying the all too obvious 'crooked river'.
  13. unclehobart

    A mans wedding

    Thats more of a redneck guy rules wedding. Regular guys wouldn't bother with a rehersal.
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