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"We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time." - Vince Lombardi "The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true." - James Branch Cabell "All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher."...

"Facts are the enemy of truth." - Don Quixote - "Man of La Mancha" "When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world." - George Washington Carver (1864-1943) "Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how...

"I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters." - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959) "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) "God is a comedian playing to an audience too...

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821) "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." - Edward George Bulwer-Lytton (1803-1873) "The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the...

"C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg." - Bjarne Stroustrup "If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) "Good people do not need...

"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. " - Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968) "Do, or do not. There is no 'try'. " - Yoda ('The Empire Strikes Back') "Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo." - H. G. Wells (1866-1946)

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. " - Albert Einstein (1879-1955) "The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. " - Emile Zola (1840-1902) "I find that the harder I work, the more luck...

"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever. " - Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821) "Don't be so humble - you are not that great. " - Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat "People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. " - Soren Aabye...

limewire

It's not like they found a copy of 'Black Anal Gangbang V' in her purse.

Bingo!

Not very whacked. Its kind of nice to know that the Queen isn't such a fuddy duddy.

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Oh no ... I mean, HELL no! I've tried entering that damn chatroom twice, and it instantly crashed my computer to the dreaded blue screen of death. If that is the only XI chatroom left, you're not going to be talking to me anytime soon.

* points out to Fuser the hottie on page 48 doing something that should be physically impossible *

I would, but all of the Xi based chatrooms ore offline all the time now.

* Cuts a rude glance towards Fuser for stealing the well thumbed juggy mag* * reaches into back pocket and pulls out a Singapore Penthouse * 'I read it for the thought provoking articles,' he lied.

... where they run into unclehobart reading a well thumbed copy of D-CUP magazine from 1987.

Build it 120 stories high and tunnel down 120 stories deep.

uh... not in like 40 years it hasn't