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  1. unclehobart

    All I want for X-mas is....

    What about the DVDs themselves? Its like a cocaine addiction. You'll swear to yourself that you will only get the very best of movies... but there you are after 3 months... buying copies of Ishtar and Heavan Can Wait, just to be able to say that you have the directors cut. ... so very sad.
  2. unclehobart

    what your dog does when your not at home

    Look at the newsprint. What language is that? Kind of reminds me of Thai.
  3. unclehobart

    LOL, you guys check out the chat's stats page?

    What? No stats about me?
  4. unclehobart

    I hope these Aholes get the death penalty

    "There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life." - Frank Zappa
  5. unclehobart

    Social Worker Goes on Trial for Raping the Father of Her Children

    Kind of paralells a similar incident from a few years back about the kookie Seattle schoolteacher who had a thing for one of her students.
  6. unclehobart

    Don't!!

    I've a buddy on Long Beach off of Long Island who want's to know exactly where that shot was taken. Do you remember?
  7. unclehobart

    Greatest Political Leaders Ever?!

    Teddy Roosevelt. Simon Bolivar. Trudeau? hehe ...You might as well have said Chamberlin or Quisling.
  8. unclehobart

    Anti-War Protestors

    Don't know what they're protesting. We've not been in a declared war for 55 years.
  9. unclehobart

    Look out Prof!

    Mondieu!
  10. unclehobart

    I hope...

    Aliyah isn't it? Heck, the woman who played the Oracle died from diabetes just last week. The Matrix is becoming a death farm.
  11. unclehobart

    Aint nothing better...

    Campbells chicken noodle is the favorite of most guys. The ladies prefer cream of mushroom or the ever popular cream of sumyungguy... a Chinese delicacy.
  12. unclehobart

    Baseball

    Of course the Braves will lose. I have no illusions that they will even make it to the big show. Great pitchers, great managers, shitty hitters. If the Bravos could just pick up anyone that could be bothered to hit more than .275 then they would do a lot better. Heck, I'd settle for a half...
  13. unclehobart

    Baseball

    The Braves can't be the Buffalo Bills of baseball. The Braves have actually won one. If you want a Bills scapegoat look to the Astros. Theyre like 0-7 in postseason standings for the last decade.
  14. unclehobart

    Baseball

    :cry2: The Mets... he he... show a little self respect. ;)
  15. unclehobart

    Baseball

    Sounds like Fuser is a die hard Braves fan ... nyuk nyuk.
  16. unclehobart

    Baseball

    wow ... Looks like only the Braves were albe to pull it together for the quick kill.
  17. unclehobart

    Aint nothing better...

    ...or pulled a blackjack with over 1000 bucks on the line.
  18. unclehobart

    Aint nothing better...

    Actually, Nihil is a youngun. Unless pa has dragged him out to the Mustang ranch and lied about his age. Then no he hasn't had sex. At that point you're pretty much left with the paler pleasures in life.
  19. unclehobart

    Aint nothing better...

    ... or group sex.
  20. unclehobart

    Blondes, Brunettes, or Redheads????

    I take whatever I can get. Its all good. In fact, I like one of each, all at once. If Hef can do it, I can do it too.
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