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I concur with fury on his first point. But I do believe Jolene belongs to ME!!! Now hand her over, br0ck, cause she's totally not satisfied with your inferior lovin! She wants the Flurffmeister™ brand of Lovin! :cool: (btw, I hired myself the best lawyer in the world to protect that...

Hey, I'm happy for you. You'd just better let Maxim keep taking those wankable pics of her :mad: *wank*

Come on, say it babe, you know you want to :cool: I'm Flurffmeister, the Ladies Man with flair, Lover Extraordinaire :ladiesman VictorP's got nothing on me :cool: You, on the other hand, can have all you want on (or off) the Flurffmeister :sex:

Sorry, I kinda do have a tendency to wank on people :o I'd LOVE to see what you can do with that hose. As for the hair blower, I can do that too! Ehh, just have to kinda keep reminding me not to wank, cause my attention span... umm.. uhh, what was I saying? Oh well... anyways... I'm glad you're...

There's a show with her in it? :smash: I WANNA SEE IT!

back... had to go get another box of tissues :o FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP! you own, br0ck :D I can't believe how fncking hot and wankable she is... it's like she sets new standards for hotness and wankability blal0ck r0x0rz mah m0nkey :D :D :D

FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP!

You know, chopped liver REALLY makes me horny... :sex:

Quit encouraging him, br0ck, he's blocking Spirit from coming to the Flurffmeister :cool:

You DO know exposing the body to very cold water increases sexual arousal, right? Now I have to wank again! fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap *grabs the hose again and sets it to cold* Cum'ere, Spirit! :smash:

She's f*ckable... Get out of my way, she's mine :D

:o YEAH, baby! fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap Wewt! :D

That's just nasty, man... Now why don't you let the nice lady come to papa, where she'll be given some real, hot, 100% pure Flurffmeister love :D

mmm, Spirit... *wank* Oops... here, let me help you clean that up... *grabs a towel and wipes the spooge off Spirit* Hrmm... still not clean... *grabs a hose and sprays Spirit nice and good* Wow, we'd better get you out of those wet clothes! *helps Spirit remove those heavy...

I shall certainly make Ms. Blalock aware of that web site so her legal staff may decide whether they want to pursue a settlement from them :) (Of course, after looking at and enjoying the pictures there :smash: ) Disclaimer: I have no affiliation with nor any knowledge of whom comprises...

now THAT'S what I'm talkin about! :cool: I'll bet she can't wait to get herself some of the Flurffmeister's lovin :grin:

Fuser Man's my hero! fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap Thank you Fuser Man! I feel so much better :D :smash:

I'll have you know, krusty, that I can dispute that statement in a court of law if necessary. Disclaimer: I am not to be held liable or responsible for any damages to the mental health of any person who reads the above message. The message does not convey any message other than what was...

fury, you took the words right out of my mouth :cool: Now givem back so I can use those on her... she'll be like butter in an oven :cool: :cool:

I don't really want her body, I just want to see it so I can wank. :lol: