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If you don't own a G-string, then you stripped down to nothing, right? :cool:

Alright, alright. Calm down, ladies. Let's be cool about this. Now, you know all of you can't be first at the same time, so why don't you settle this between yourselves by playing rock paper scissors? in your undies, of course :cool:

Patience, ladies. If it's ok with all of you, I'm up for an orgy. Preferrably more women than men. :cool:

Since I'm in a good mood, I'll give out free Flurffmeister™ Lovin' to any of you ladies out there for a short time. So, who's first? :cool:

Even the Flurffmeister™ is thinking of going XP, but he doesn't know what kind of experience he can offer that the ladies won't already get from him now. :cool:

I shall not stand idly by and allow these incredible statements to pass on without countering them. My letter was intended as a rebuttal against the accusation that I wrote the letter addressed to "Mr. Stop T. Laughing" that fury posted to this message board. My letter was NOT intended as an...

I only appear when I must defend myself and my reputation from becoming clouded due to outrageous accusations that I write letters which are obviously written by a complaint generator and are not authentic material. You may assume that fury and I are of the same being, however your assumption...

For the Attention of: Mr. Stop Laughing Mr. Laughing, although I do, from time to time, produce letters of complaint or inquiry of that length, I would like to remind you that there is no relation between the administrator(s) of this message board (defined as a medium of communication between...

Hm... Nalani, you don't own a pair of pants? :mmm: cause, I was thinkin, maybe you could come back to my place and we'll have a few drinks and then perhaps I'll show you the night of your life :cool:

Yeah, I have noticed it's been kinda dead in here lately... hey, Kuu, if you'd like, I can show you something that's definitely not dead, but in fact very much alive and kickin'! :cool:

You gals seem a little stressed.. hows about we take y'all back to my place so I can loosen ya up a bit? :cool:

Whatchoo talking about, I've been right here satisfying my ladies! :cool:

This is only funny if you've read the home-brew email she put on her web site for you to cut/paste... Read on ----- Original Message ----- From: fear wanker To: [email protected] Sent: Monday, December 10, 2001 3:37 PM Subject: Here's the odd e-mail you really didn't want, Mary, but I'm...

Neither does the Flurffmeister™ :cool:

Nobody has bought me yet. It's not December 13th yet, so the bid is still open :retard: Besides, you haven't read the fine print. :cool: By the way, did I mention the night you'd be spending with me would be entirely at my expense, and would contain whatever you like? :cool: So come...

One night with me :cool:

The US Government is invading on our privacy even more. Great. As much as I cringe to think about it, there unfortunately is a purpose for these invasions of privacy. Five words and 3 initials: Prevention of another WTC-like Crisis. But please don't use the words "nuts" and "cut off" in...

I'd like to, but some of my keys are sticky and I would probably lose horribly. Besides, I gave my halflife key to someone else since I don't play it much.

Come on, I wanna see some Ebay style bidding here. None of that bullshit going once, going twice, sold at some ridiculously low price that anybody could've beat. The highest bidder by December 13th will receive the Flurffmeister™ in their mailbox as soon as payment is received. :cool...