Very Sorry to announce....

[br0ck]

....that JOLENE BLALOCK is all mine!!

Well that's good for me, and bad for you.


So lay off of her!

brock

 

[fury]

Bullshit

She's MINE!

 

[flurff]

Hey, I'm happy for you.

You'd just better let Maxim keep taking those wankable pics of her

*wank*

 

[flurff]

I concur with fury on his first point.

But I do believe Jolene belongs to ME!!!

Now hand her over, br0ck, cause she's totally not satisfied with your inferior lovin! She wants the Flurffmeister™ brand of Lovin!

(btw, I hired myself the best lawyer in the world to protect that name, so you'd better watch it, fury!)

 

[flurff]

What flurff says is true; he has hired me to protect the name, Flurffmeister™, at all costs, and that is exactly what I will do.

You will soon be receiving a letter in a large yellow envelope, fury. Please acknowledge it and comply with the demands stated in the letter.

Disclaimer: I hold no responsibility for any damages or inconveniences caused by reading this message, and I do not convey any other intention, idea, or thought other than what is contained in this message. The name Flurffmeister™ is a trademark of flurff and is pending copyright. Unauthorized use of this name is prohibited and will be subject to any and all legal recourse that becomes available upon any unauthorized use.

 

[fury]

I'll hand over that AIM screen name ASAP, flurff

 

[BigDadday]

I'm heartbroken now!

 

[fury]

There you go, flurff, you happy?

Now I don't have an AIM screen name to use.

 

[unclehobart]

who?

 

[Gonzo]

Originally posted by unclehobart
who?

http://www.xibase.com/vB/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1574

 

[Spirit]

Sorry, guys. She's a closet lesbian and only wants me.

Need a tissue for the tears....?

 

[Spirit]

Originally posted by wbt
Disclaimer: I hold no responsibility for any damages or inconveniences caused by reading this message, and I do not convey any other intention, idea, or thought other than what is contained in this message. The name Flurffmeister™ is a trademark of flurff and is pending copyright. Unauthorized use of this name is prohibited and will be subject to any and all legal recourse that becomes available upon any unauthorized use.

Does this mean I can't keep the Flurffmeister tattoo on my left breast, just over the mole?

 

[flurff]

Originally posted by Spirit


Does this mean I can't keep the Flurffmeister tattoo on my left breast, just over the mole?

Uhh, Mr. Thornton said "Unauthorized" use.

 

[fury]

http://www.xibase.com/vB/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1748 too