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I believe I'll have to concur with fear, except replace "wanking" with "womanizing" :D :D

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What could be so important that you have to interrupt my wanking session?

Hmm... maybe carrying a stick is my key to winning over da ladies? :D

A girl with a body like that should really share especially with me... it's the right thing to do. :D

Impostor! We ALL know I am the one and only Flurffmeister, the Ladies Man! :ladiesman

Hmm... Well, you see it really depends on what the question is, because if by chance, the question is "How do you like your pancakes", and I assumed the question was related to your preference of firmness from your sexual partner during intercourse and said "Hard", once the question was...

Soft, then hard :D

Gotta be hard. Can't have it any other way. :sex:

Name: Flurffmeister Occupation: The Ladies Man Sex: Absolutely! Age: As long as you're at or past the age of consent :smash: Location: Anywhere you want, baby :ladiesman Movies: Sure, we can do it there. Music: It has to be makeout music, if any. :D Now come on over here to papa and...

What do you mean sybil? I only see one flurff around here, and that's ME. :smash:

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Oh yeah. ^^ what HE said ^^ Sorry, I had female on the brain, understandably. :sex:

^^ what she said ^^ :smash:

Umm, brb. *walks over into the closet, taking a bucket and a printout of those pictures with him* *fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap* Ahh... OK, I'm back. god DAMN she's hot!

Just thought I'd say that. And this: Who here wanks?

:thup: 19" monitors are wankable Game on. :smash:

Name: fear Age: Old enough to wank Height: Arm length, from shoulder to... uh... head Weight: Now wait just a damn minute! In the School of Wankers, got a lot of time on my hands as well as a throbbing 6"... well, nevermind Favorite movies: Lust in space, American Pie, There's Something...

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