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I propose we start a "Bid on a night with the Flurffmeister™" thread :cool: In fact, I'll go do that now :cool:

I will no doubt one day reach my ultimate goal :cool:

I would like to win a case, for once in my entire career as an attorney at law I just want to win a case! :(

Well, I'd like to be able to get rid of this rash problem so I can wank, but Trojans are my favorite condoms to wank with, and they give me rashes :( So I guess what I'm trying to say is, I'd like a year's supply of good wanking condoms that won't give me a rash. :)

All I want for christmas is a lady to allow me to spend a night with her that she will never forget :cool:

That's no way to treat a lady! I would've showed her some lovin' instead of showing her my fist... well, I might show her my fist while under the covers, but certainly not on her face! :cool:

Hey, are you doubting the ability of the Flurffmeister™? :cool:

Can you feel the love? :cool:

Hey, it's ALWAYS a rainy day if you come visit the Flurffmeister™, if ya know what I mean :cool:

This lady is a poster-girl example of Flurffmeister™-loved ladies. The glow on her skin and the shine in her eyes is just oozing with "I was loved by the Flurffmeister™!" :cool: And rightfully so; she came to me on of my better days, so I was all that :cool:

Hey, some of those would be good places for some Flurffmeister™ lovin :cool:

The Flurffmeister™ is very open and honest about his sexuality :cool: I'd love to do all the ladies here :cool: See? I'm not ashamed to talk about sex :cool:

When you're a ladies man, you don't have to resort to wanking or halloween candy, but erotic foods are quite fine additions to a night of Flurffmeister™ love :cool:

Damned impostors! Here's mine :cool:

Those were wankable! :thup: 7 wanks. :beerchug:

I liked it a lot too. Kinda moves me in a way. :beerchug:

If you can't get sex, why not just wank? :beerchug: 10. You can ALWAYS wank 9. Wanking doesn't require as much energy as sex, so you can do it again and again and again 8. It doesn't matter how you look 7. You don't have to compliment anybody except maybe your hand 6. You can...

I love to talk about sex. I don't have a girlfriend and I am a hormone-driven little bitch, I wank a lot usually while thinking about any of the girls here, and I'm very open about that. I think that if people would be more open about sex and not regard it as such a giggly topic, there would be...

ok, well, I'll attach my voice in this post, but I'm gonna sound weird I'd like to hear some of the girls of xi post their voices... a sexy voice turns me on...

are you gonna pick someone to hide the button on, fuser? I'm getting blue balls here, waiting for someone to say "Person that wanks a lot" or something like that.