original food fight thread

[fury]

*giggles*

*snaps his fingers, instantaneously causing a flash cheese flood, covering every forum save for the Speak Easy which just barely has an inch above the surface*

 

[Q]

We turned on the anti-cheese force field about 3 pages ago

 

[fury]

Ahh, but you see, it comes from within the force field.

 

[Q]

So??? it neutralizes the cheese at the source

 

[Gonzo]

Originally posted by alex
slings blow-up doll guts all over Q, Prof, Gonzo, and Fury

Look at the thread title-FOOD FIGHT, I don't see blow-up doll guts fight, do you?

*Slings stir fry at Pad*

 

[Q]

YEAH! ...and blow up dolls don't even have guts anyway
*fires pancakes at pad*

 

[fury]

*throws macaroni at Q*

 

[Q]

*puts macaroni in turbo charged food processor-whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-macaroni mush flies!!*

 

[Dark Angel]

nyah nyah nyah........loads up machine gun with cherries......aims at Gonzo......fires away......but richochets and zaps Fury and Q instead.......oops........

 

[Q]

*slaps a cherry pie together....flings it at HUUUUUGE*

 

[Fuser Man]

Grabs well done steak off Prof's plate and smacks Q up side the head with it.

Hooks Fury up to Diet coke I.V.

 

[Q]

OWWWWW *glues Fuser to the floor with molasses*

 

[Fuser Man]

I just be likin' that up baby.

fills Q's shoes with canned cheese spray.

 

[Q]

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO The anti cheese force field has been on for about 5 pages now
*bombards fuser with overcooked peas*

 

[Fuser Man]

You don't seem to understand, this is not real cheese but fake cheese in a spray can. There for it can get past your sad excuse of a force field.

So take that Mrs.Smartypants!

 

[Q]

Listen you...you sprayer of fake cheese you. The anti cheese force field destroys any cheese, cheesefood product, imitation cheese and anything that even has a picture of cheese on the label at the source....so your stupid ol can of fake cheese just vaporized in your hand...in case ya didn't notice. pbthbpthththt
*dumps giant vat of strained turnips on fuser*

 

[Fuser Man]

Throws Q into a vat of canola oil, deep frys her and serves her to Gonzo with month old jello.

 

[Q]

*cries*

 

[Fuser Man]

Muwahahahahahah

 

[Gonzo]

*MMMMMMMMMM, fresh Q ala mode, or is it Allah Mode*