original food fight thread

[Q]

You are the director of bologna....now act like it. or I'm tellin howie

 

[Gonzo]

*Seeing how I'm the Director of Bologna, I squish trout almondine into Professurs left ear & splatter menudo all over Unc*


*wonders what stuffed sheep's pluck actually tastes like*

 

[fury]

*casts a cheese bolt at Q and Gonzo, with a side of cheese*

 

[Gonzo]

*HA-we're wearing our SUPERGONZO anti-cheese with a side of cheese repellent which I pulled from the SUPERGONZO all things are possible as long as they are good or protective belt of Honor. Sprays Fury with cran-apple juice, the kind that repels sprayed cran-apple juice repellent and sends Fuser a pink lemonade bomb through the Ted Kizinski It'll be there over night or we'll die trying package express*

 

[Professur]

*daffy duck voice* You realise, this means war. *reaches for the wife's cooking ...*

 

[rae]

duck gonz there comes same mashed potatoes and gravey

 

[Dark Angel]

licking bits of leftover of hotdog left in cleavage by Queen Q....waste not want not!

Grabs krusty's false teeth and hides them in Q's dinner.....nyah nyah nyah

*runs for cover behind krusty*

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[rae]

Krusty won't save you, you stoled his teeth. WATCH OUT
here comes the beans.

 

[fury]

(I got the 1000th view of this thread )

Umm, Gonzo, you do realize that you've been fried, right? I cast a CHEESE BOLT at you, not cheese. Two different things.

 

[Dark Angel]

Originally posted by fury
(I got the 1000th view of this thread )

Umm, Gonzo, you do realize that you've been fried, right? I cast a CHEESE BOLT at you, not cheese. Two different things.

 

[alex]

Throws bottom of garbage can scum all over everyone

 

[Q]

*breaks out 5.5 hp RIGID® shop vac (available at Home Depot) and cleans up the big mess pad and fury just made*cheese bolt..my ass
*launches prune danishes at the frisbee dents in flavs car*

 

[Professur]

*launches a rice krispy rocket at Q*
*hurls Crispy Sea Bass With Confit of Yukon Gold Potatoes, Pancetta and Fresh Sweet Peas at Gonzo*
*lobs a Frittata DP's way*
*winces at the impact of Crepes Fitzgerald upside Fury's head*
*narrowly misses rae with the mashed spuds, but get's her smack on with the gravy*

 

[Q]

...a rice crispy treat rocket?? yummmmmmmmmmm, I love those things. *opens trap nice and big to recieve incoming*

*pulls sling shot out of the SUPERGONZO arsenal...aims jumbo golden raisins at prof*

 

[Professur]

*whips a bowl of cereal from behind his back and catches the arial fruit assault, then sits down to breakfast*

 

[Gonzo]

*for breakfast, Prof gets eggs-over easy, sourdough bread with mint jelly, bacon (the real stuff) and grits poured over him*

 

[fury]

*throws a coconut custard pie with whipped cream at Q*

 

[Gonzo]

Originally posted by fury
*throws a coconut custard pie with whipped cream at Q*

*Grabs said pie & wolfs it down-MINE!!!growlllllllll*

 

[Q]

*fires up acme® pie catcher* (sometimes refered to as Gonz) phew Q hates coconut
*plasters fury and prof with cold sticky cream of wheat*

 

[Professur]

Y'know, I wanted no part of this ... *pours bowl of soggy corn flakes down the back of Q's pants* You brought this on yourselves.


*Begins a poutine bombing run*