original food fight thread

[Gonzo]

POONTANG

 

[Professur]

I said 'poutine', not 'putain'

 

[Q]

no fair attacking with foods we never heard of

*slobbers greasy congeeled slop with a turkey baster in profs ear* (feel free to insert sound effects here, especially after a med-large smeg ball catapults under pressure*

 

[Gonzo]

*spews gorganzola cheese over all the guests who don't register and I add limburger to the concoction if they came here thru IRC*

 

[Professur]

*snickers, knowing that they'll never figure this one out**launches a cheesy putain at Gonzo*

 

[Gonzo]

*eiw, cheesy professional poontang-nasty stinky stuff-Q, Help, I'm going down in cheesy poontang*

 

[Fuser Man]

Originally posted by Q
no fair attacking with foods we never heard of

I threw poutine at you on the second page and told you what it was. Geez add some memory into that head of yours.

 

[Q]

This is a food fight...you cant just toss hookers at people ...now go find some food.

*clobbers prof with a 4 day old burrito*

 

[Gonzo]

Originally posted by Fuser Man


I threw poutine at you on the second page and told you what it was. Geez add some memory into that head of yours.

nobody remembers milk curd gravy but the Canucks-*throws red-eye gravy into the air & RUNS*

 

[Q]

*quickly dons RONCO® rain bonnet, dives in fox hole, prepares to whiz canadian bacon at squabbling canucks...changes mind and EATS the real canadian bacon with the yummy corn meal on the outside*

 

[Professur]

*sneeks the hooker outside* How'd they recognise ya?

 

[Q]

*dresses the hooker as a WWII cigarette lady, fills her tray with smoking materials, condoms, automatic weapons, gummy bears and milk duds*

 

[Gonzo]

*knocks the cigarette ladys stuff out of her hands, grabs all the Marlboro Lights 100s, and throws the gummis at Winey, teh MilkDuds at Fuser & heads back to Ozhio*

 

[Q]

PFFFFFSSSSSTTTTTT
Oh Jeez, prof brought a blow up hooker/ciggie lady.

 

[fury]

[edit]I'm sorry that was just wrong...

Here...

*pours the COKE all over SL's head, then chugs a pepsi*[/edit]

 

[Professur]

Originally posted by Q
PFFFFFSSSSSTTTTTT
Oh Jeez, prof brought a blow up hooker/ciggie lady.

Argh!!! you killed her!!! *faints*

 

[Q]

I was just trying to be polite and light her cigar....how was I supposed to know her face would explode like that???

 

[alex]

slings blow-up doll guts all over Q, Prof, Gonzo, and Fury

 

[Professur]

Originally posted by Q
I was just trying to be polite and light her cigar....how was I supposed to know her face would explode like that???

Thank goodness I didn't fill her with propane. Ask me about that. I dare ya.

slings blow-up doll guts all over Q, Prof, Gonzo, and Fury

So, basically, you blew on us. Right.

*Cream pie a la three stooges right in alex's kisser*

 

[Q]

Originally posted by Professur
Thank goodness I didn't fill her with propane. Ask me about that. I dare ya.

Turbo Hummer???