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I tried to PM you when I saw you here but I guess you'd just left. Anyways, the back wheels on my car make a "sshuh" sound with every revolution. When I jack up the car, the wheel seems hard to turn for half the revolution and very easy to turn for the other half. Both rears are like that. I...

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Free blowjob? Where's the steak to go with it?

Whose dick did you suck to get your $899 laptop free?

So the Windows logo might change to an upside-down purple triangle then? :D

What's wrong with this picture? She's not real and she's not naked in my bed, that's what's wrong with it.

Check this mutha out!

Life insurance policy?

I'd make a pun about how he's her hunka hunka burning love, but he already had two bad puns of his own, the punk.

If a dog goes for my crotch, it gets kicked hard. Sorry.

Intel probably offered Apple a sweet deal on the chips.

I thought it was mixing apples and intels.

Tell you what... why don't I just wear the loudest Hawaiian shirt I own? It's neon orange.

Just like a cell phone. If you let it dry out before you try to turn it back on, you'll generally be fine. It's when you panic and immediately try to turn it back on that the contacts corrode. I'd be concerned about something hard-drive based getting wet though because water might seep through...

How does it get dispensed? Dows it just get pushed off the front of the shelf and fall to the bottom? I don't think I'd want anything with a hard drive to get dropped like that.

So how's it been working out for you?

I thought the Mitsubishi twin of the Hyundai Excel was the Mitsubishi Precis.

1414.4KBits 176.8KBytes Not wretchidly horrible for $26.95 a month but more is always better. I guess this will have to do me until FIOS comes in in thsi area.

RadioShack still sells floppy disks. We don't sell that many, but you can walk in the door and get a 10-pack for like $7.