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The only two things we need in life for entertainment are pirates and Mr. T, right? What about Mr. T as a pirate?

My resolutions for 2007 will be the same as for 2006... 1280x1024 at home, 1024x768 at work, 1280x800 on the laptop.

So it's within a month of being an even twice a year. A potential downside is that people have sort of recovered from the holiday spending by then and can afford to splurge.

When's his birthday?

Did they spoil him rotten?

Does that speak to the quality of Mopar's products lately?

Not all the whack-jobs in California do dry-rub... it's just around here. I look at it this way: instead of flavoring the meat with sauces, we use meat that's got plenty of flavor on its own.

So, Prof... got the firearm loaded up yet?

So how's the progress on the truck going?

A 20-volume set of the Encyclopedia Britannica, a case of Turtle Wax and a year's supply of Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco Treat. :D

...without a single post here. Wow! We did it! I guess it's kind of like a drunkard shouting for all the world to hear that he's been sober for two hours.

Does she know which neighbor planted it? If so, give it back to him... if not, it should be disposed of... preferably by burning. ;)

*pours Smucker's Magic Shell over prof's chest, figuring his cold, cold heart will make it harden* :D

...or that area was itchy and the granola is scratching it.

People for the Eating of Tasty Animals?

For every one you see, there are 10,000 you don't.

This was a '92 or '93 Crown Victoria... I'm pretty sure it had the 4.6.

That trick actually came in handy once. I was working outside at Home Depot and someone couldn't get his Crown Victoria started. I hit the starter a few times with a hammer and it started up, so I told the guy it was only a temporary fix and it would probably happen again so he needs to get it...

This post inspired me to write a song. Spammer suck my dick Spammer suck my dick Spammer suck my dick Spammer suck my dick Spammer lick my asshole Spammer lick my asshole Spammer suck my dick Spammer suck my dick You like? :D