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  1. Professur

    Indiana governor dies five days after stroke

    There's always buracrats waiting to take over.
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    Where the hell

    Body check?
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    Help!

    Run out buck naked.
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    Court blocks Do-Not-Call registry

    The loophole is that they're only bound by the list of the state they operate out of. Few people in Kansas will appear on a Oklahoma list. If the Oklahoma list even allows out of state residents to register on it.
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    War on Ice

    How about, it's about time hawaiians started doing something about it?
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    President Bush

    If the japanese were headed east, they'd sing a different tune.
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    Tsunami Watch

    Sure. A day off is worth thousands of people's homes.
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    Tsunami Watch

    At least it's not that european coast island that they're expecting to split in two and create a wave 600 meters high, and 20 kilometers long, headed straight for miami.
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    Tsunami Watch

    That's the price of living in paradise.
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    Court blocks Do-Not-Call registry

    A lot of people thing that telemarketers work for the company that they're advertising. Most of them are working for minimum wage, and are given a new chat sheet daily. I set up a telemarketer office once. They went serious on the 100% uptime requirement. Novel FT3. That's a big indicator of...
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    test drive

    You realize that little 2.5L is rated at 300 horse????? JESUS H Christ
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    Bowling for Columbine

    Naw. Let's take them into the woods, and see how many are smart enough to bring along a loaf of bread.
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    Storm freaks

    I love storms. But not enough to hop in a car and chase one down. Or risk my SLR to rain trying to get photos.
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    Patch/program rollout utility

    Please tell me your not usinf Winterms. I so fucking hate them
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    "You know what I should have said?"

    Otherwise known as a fucking pain in the ass when you're trying to get somewhere, or follow directions. BTW, Bish. I think they were referring to the shrapnel if that chain parted.
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    Bowling for Columbine

    "Man eats pussy. Children horrified"
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    Some pints for my grand-uncle...

    One pint of Champs, in his name.
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    "You know what I should have said?"

    I adore assholes that get outta their cars. I keep a drywall saw in my tool pouch right beside me.
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    Whacked excuse of the day

    It happened to me on my motorbike. I just spat it out. Bees don't sting by reflex. If they are stunned, or suprised, they wait.
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    Super Pi

    Whoa, whoa, whoa. No call for that.
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