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Well, if it makes you feel better, I haven't had one since that time. You all made me feel so guilty that I haven't been able to buy them.

I prefer candy apples to caramel ones.

Oh, I get it. You're still mad at me for not sharing my cinnibons with you, aren't you.

*continues jiggling Wait a minute. If Nixy doesn't have a cold heart, then who's boobs are these?

I'm rabid about backups. The major pharmacy chain that I work for service contracts the acc't comps of a lot of it's franchizees. Hence, when I'm there, I do my best to put the fear of Crash (legendary computer demon) into them. When I hand them the workorder to sign, and point to the time...

I did. Gimme $100.

*jiggles Nixy's boobs So these are mine now, right? *notices that the caramel has frozen solid right over Nixy's cold, cold heart.

* Takes a shopvac and cleans out Nixy's cleavage. * Pours hot fudge and caramel down Nixy's cleavage I'll get that.

I'll take "All of the Above" for 100, Alex.

It's good for the complexion.

I think we all want that.

You tell us. *smacks Fluffy upside the head with a cold slice of bacon and hamburger pizza.

DrinkBEER.

Drop and.

If I did this, everyone would run away screaming and pulling at their hair.

That's way too much engine for a kid your age.

Yeah, it's over.

Cost of shipping. For friends at least. The bits don't cost me anything. They're right outta our bin.

*pours a pitcher of clotted cream down Nixy's cleavage. I'll get that.

After that, the last thing I wanna see is the woman I'm having sex with. Boing Rip ARGHHHHHH. I'll jog, thanks.