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I've been sick twice this week now, and last night was awful. I threw up 4 times. :sick: Everyone's been sick everywhere I look, we had 5 people call in sick at Walgreens Sunday night, so I went to work and none of us who closed were even scheduled that night. I don't have to work again until...

Now you see what we read in our newspapers on a daily basis here in Chicago. :retard: I ain't even going to try, I have the flexibility of a rock. Rocks probably taste better than my elbow anyways.

You're way off Q with 8 billion, not even fury has that... :lurk: yet :lurk:. Don't forget, I know everyone's PAST karma, I calculated all the karma from before it was instituted. *puts on amateur non-mod style aluminum foil hat* ;) :D

Story is here: http://espn.go.com/nfl/news/2002/0227/1342019.html Madden's in for 4 years, and Miller and Fouts are out. Now if only they'd schedule good games! :mad:

fury, I calculated the boost you'd be getting, you wouldn't want me to spill the beans on how much you'd have over everyone else, would you? PostCode would probably like his total. :) I wouldn't like my total karma when compared to everyone else's here, but I like the fact that I'm the one who...

fury, catch! *throws 3 year old cheese toward fury* *continues eating* *popcorn*

My cat's about 13 years old, and I'm gonna have to take her in soon, she's been scratching her ears so much that she's cutting herself up, and has some nasty looking scabs by her ears. She might have a skin disorder or something, I don't know. She might need one of those lampshade things that...

Does fox think that they have to put all their animated comedies on all in one night anyways? Why couldn't they change its regular time, or that of another show? They currently have 4 animated series, 3 of which are regularly on Sunday night (only 2 consistently, The Simpsons, which is...

They never really gave it much of a chance, they put everything else ahead of it over and over again on their Sunday Night lineup. It's too difficult to develop the show and get loyal viewers when it's not on consistently.

*popcorn* Nah, keep running. :D

I liked it better at work when the punch clock was 5 minutes behind, you could be late and get away with it. They fixed it, though. :(

Hey, my grandmother's had her car for about 8 years with only about 40,000 miles on it, and about 30,000 are from when my mother was driving it. Fortunately for everyone, she has decided to stop driving entirely, and since our car's heater works as well for heat as the box fan does, we're using...

Can't fight, still eating *chomp*

Not the :D, there's your first hint. If you need a second, then I can't help you.

Don't worry, I threw it all at the fan. :D

Hey, I like that smilie too, you've got an empty spot on the similie page, why don't you add this one?

Over 30 posts per hour in this thread alone, and we've got that other one going at about the same pace. We truly are posting at a furious pace!

hehe, nice catch on the 300, 100 fury! :thup:

What? ever :D

I dunno, I'm just thinking of funny, crazy stuff. You want funny, crazy, and drugged out, Iggy's a great source. :D