original food fight thread

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fury

 

[fury]

Me --> <-- SL

 

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ugh...... can't...... breathe...... choking...... to...... slow...... painful...... death......
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Well, where is death? Help me!

 

[Q]

*drops a large Subzero® refridgerator full of food on SL*

...there, happy?

 

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Woohoo, food!

 

[Inkara1]

me ----->

<----- everyone else

 

[Q]

ok, Inky, you asked for it....smushes a large helping of shepards pie on Inkys head.

 

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Can't fight, still eating *chomp*

 

[alex]

Grabs Inkys' banana's and throws them at everyone

 

[fury]

*grabs a keg of beer, chugs it then shoves the keg over Neo's head, then takes a cheese ball and hucks it up underneath the keg*

 

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fury, catch!

*throws 3 year old cheese toward fury*

*continues eating*

 

[fury]

/me consumes the cheese, then farts in SL's general direction

 

[Q]

*stands in front of flurf* (kinda far away)
*whips out sling shot, shoots whole sauteéd mushrooms at furys mouth*

 

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I LOVE MUSHROOMS! GIMME SOME!

 

[Q]

No.
Here's some sardines and hairy anchovies instead

 

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I'd rather eat California pizza than anchovies and sardines, yuck.

Here, you can have this Ben & Jerry's Phish Food ice cream that my brother didn't throw away about 4 months ago. It'd make a great science fair project.

 

[Gato_Solo]

Geez, this is an old post. You MUST have run out of food by now...

If not, I have some COOKED sushi to throw at...hmmm...I don't know...maybe Q... After which I

 

[fury]

*gobbles down all the mushrooms*

*sprays Parkay Butter Spray all over SL, bonks Tomcat over the head with it, and then runs off giggling girlishly*

*picks up a bowl of steaming hot creamed corn and dumps it on Q's head, then scraps out the last bit and flicks it off the spoon at Neo*

 

[Gato_Solo]

Asks fury "How's about an egg shampoo?", as I hurl one dozen, year-old, eggs at fury's cheesy head...

 

[Q]

*Squeegees creamed corn off face*....that's the last time I spend hours slaving over a hot stove to prepare mouth watering sauteéd mushrooms to hurl at your big trap
*catapults a large swordfish at fury and SL*
*tosses Tomcat some puss-n-boots*