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  1. unclehobart

    Ace of spades

    Thats a Texan division, no?
  2. unclehobart

    Ace of spades

    I thought this was a Motorhead thread for a sec.
  3. unclehobart

    Shame on you!

    7th ranked poster.
  4. unclehobart

    Shame on you!

    OMG! Fuser sighting!
  5. unclehobart

    My reasons for hating the military

    Bikini Atoll was where the US did its massive open air nuclear testing. My Lai was a civilian massacre in Vietnam that became quite the public scandal.
  6. unclehobart

    You heard it here first...

    Ah... well in that case, I can share with thee the secrets as to my weight loss.. but I don't know if you would want to try something so radical until you get finished with nursing as it can do some funky monkey with your chemistry.
  7. unclehobart

    You heard it here first...

    One must have a first trip to infuse the desire for return. One should not clamor for and sing the praises of paradise until one has at least tasted of the forbidden fruit. Otherwise one cannot quantify said desires.
  8. unclehobart

    You heard it here first...

    Considering that you say you've only gained 15 pounds so far, I dare say you will look as close to normal as you ever will. Besides, I still have your wedding photos to fall back on.
  9. unclehobart

    My reasons for hating the military

    I have to think of the military as its own entity in the way that it was constructed. It is merely an extended arm of its civilian handlers. 80% of what they do comes down from orders of the national Congress and the Prez. Militaries do some ugly things to acheive the end result. Such results...
  10. unclehobart

    You heard it here first...

    After a three week hiatus for travel, holidays, and repairing worn joints. I have been back on the ball for 4 days. I am now at 197.8. Thanksgiving impact appears to have been short lived. Damn I'm hungry.
  11. unclehobart

    *snore*

    I did a single 48 hour work pass for the old company once during the peak of the helliest hell week that ever was. I existed off of Cheetos and black coffee until I utterly collapsed at 4am .. probably closer to the 47 hour mark. I smelled like a rendered hog and looked like an extra from a war...
  12. unclehobart

    My reasons for hating the military

    It seems like a perfect opportunity to continue the lease for a few years and convert the area to an ordinance disposal training facility. Let them slowly clean it up via progressive training methods.
  13. unclehobart

    did everyone run away?

    I ran away
  14. unclehobart

    You heard it here first...

    That works too. :D
  15. unclehobart

    40 weeks

    All too true up until the point where most women scream for an epidural or people howl for morphine when setting broken bones. Thats when people say 'screw nature! Gimmie dat science! That sweet sweet morphine based candy that washes away stupid reality!'
  16. unclehobart

    40 weeks

    Its not unusual. It was fairly standard practice until the 40s. Its been falling in and out of favor for decades. Its all just a matter of personal tastes. Its amazing how your subconscious 'spidy-sense' kicks in when you have someone or a tiny pet with you. I used to be a rolling kickboxer in...
  17. unclehobart

    40 weeks

    Gotta love that tricky math. ;) Just be glad you're not an elephant. Thats a gazillion month gestation.
  18. unclehobart

    40 weeks

    Only February is 4 weeks long ... and then not all of the time. Its all about the little castoff days: jan:3, feb:variable, march:3, april:2, May:3, etc...
  19. unclehobart

    Lamest of the lame & best of the best

    The best gift I ever gave was also the worst gift. I remember cramming a carton of Marlboros along with a card, 20 bucks, and a healthy fist of loose coins into a haphazard and misshapen hand-rolled box to a cousin for familial gift exchange. We both remember it well... and fondly.
  20. unclehobart

    "Guys can talk about it, so why can't girls?"

    The Vapors- Turning Japanese Billy Idol- Dancing With Myself ZZ Top- Velcro Fly Prince- Tamborine Oingo Boingo- Good For Your Soul Madonna- Get Into the Groove Faith No More- Epic Culture Club- Miss Me Blind Elvis Costello- Pump it Up The Who-Pictures of Lilly
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