original food fight thread

[Gonzo]

Originally posted by William B. Thornton
*slings a cheese stick at Q*

SUPERGONZO grabs said cheese stick & turns it over to Security Officer O'Grady, as evidence in the upcoming Assault & Battery case in which Queen Q will press charges.





for continuities sake-SUPERGONZO is eating a pretzel

 

[fury]

*squirts pink colored, non-toxic glue all over Gonzo*

 

[Dark Angel]

 

[s4]

Here comes a big nasty pizza thrown in by s4.

 

[Q]

Originally posted by fury
*squirts pink colored, non-toxic glue all over Gonzo*

*peels glue off Gonzo...oooh I love doing this, it's just like peeling a sunburn*

*scatters skittles in front of the door....waiting for furys lawyer to show up*

 

[Gonzo]

Originally posted by fury
*squirts pink colored, non-toxic glue all over Gonzo*

NOt GLUE, help, I'm melttttinnnnggggg

"How did that bastard discover my weakness to glue?" ok, I'll throw some pixie dust in his eyes

 

[Gonzo]

Thank You, Q You're a lifesaver

 

[Dark Angel]

"Back off from the Gonzo".... ...."He belongs to the Queen *Q*and the Dark Angel....Be warned....


cackles heinously in the background

 

[Q]

Lifesavers?? Did somebody say lifesavers? What flavor life saver??

*loads up and empty papertowel roll with pop rocks...perpares to detonate them with Mountain Dew*

 

[wine4all]

Originally posted by Gonzo


yes misstress-more rasberries please, yes, there

No Gonz! Not raspberries THERE it will give the Gerbils gas and then their cheesecloth straight jackets will be too tight!


He's gay ya know!

 

[Gonzo]

Originally posted by Dark Angel

"Back off from the Gonzo".... ...."He belongs to the Queen *Q*and the Dark Angel....Be warned....


cackles heinously in the background

YEA-what she said

Watermelon lifesavers or green apple or whatever flavor suits your fancy my dear Q

 

[Q]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm...watermelon!!

*levels paper towel-pop rock grenade launcher at fuser* he looks wayyy too clean, nobody got him yet.

Clean up on aisle 3 please...clean up on aisle 3!

 

[Fuser Man]

Gathers tomatoes and banana peels and places them in the trebuchet. FIRE! Q's castle has been hit!

 

[Q]

*Q whips up the invisible force field around the castle*

Breaks out handy dandy acme® cattle launcher....fires cow over castle wall.....*SPLAT*

 

[Gonzo]

DAMNIT-all this flying steak & nanas & matoes have splattered on SUPERGONZOes G, spotted it right there. Whos gonna pay the dried herbs guy to clean it????

*in jest, I fling a cowpie at S4, just missing his weiner & having it land on Brainys foot long*

 

[s4]

ooo....that must have hurt

 

[Fuser Man]

Run away! Run away!


Throws force field destoying poutine and backbacon, followed with 3 month old meatloaf found in the back of the fridge.

 

[Q]

I don't know what poutine is, but it's no match for my forcefield....*fires 3 month old meatloaf back with acme® cattle launcher* WHOA!!! look at the baby fly!

 

[unclehobart]

http://www.stoutman.com/sounds983/movies/holygrail/pigdog.wav

 

[Fuser Man]

Poutine, big in Quebec. It's fries with gravy and cheese curds.

Busts out fire hose and soaks everyone with Kool Aid.