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    I'm an uncle!

    cool :)
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    Anybody up for a test?

    Looked good to me :thup:
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    hello?

    Couple of days my butt, it's practically been dead over hear for more than a week :eek:
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    Help; I'm trapped & can't get out

    Maybe you should sue the town for cruel and unusual punishment.:lol:
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    Calling all fat asses!

    I guess it is a joke. I think I will sue Jack Daniels for my belly :smash:
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    Calling all fat asses!

    I wasn't insinuating it was a joke if that was directed at me :D I think it is absured that a jury could come to a conclusion like that.
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    Calling all fat asses!

    That is absolutly absured :thdown:
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    P implies Q, therefore, I need a beer

    sounds like you've already had a few :lol:
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    Roe vs Wade

    I think you two are very wise and level headed for making that decision and should be commended. Having children is a tremendous responsibility. Most young people don't realize that untill it's too late. Then the child is the one who really suffers.
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    Roe vs Wade

    Not that I'm trying to be nosey, but may I ask why?
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    Roe vs Wade

    :confused: You mean you don't choose to have children or people don't choose to have children?
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    Another reason I hate flying

    That does suck. A royal pain in the ass :laugh:
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    more blind than blind

    Although not required, I did get a pair of glasses shortly after I started contracting in Atlanta because I drove down there Sunday afternoon and it would be dark by the time I got into Atlanta. I then tried contacts but quickly gave up on them because my eyes were really dry and sometimes I...
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    Not just for breakfast anymore

    Adds a whole new meaning to Lounge Lizard :D hmmm, a 6 foot long lizard weighs only 25 pounds :confused:
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    more blind than blind

    It's enlarged sweetie ;)
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    How stoopid do I look????

    well, v1.0 has two daughters, 6 (beautiful carrot top redhead) and almost 2. v2.0 has one son who just turned 3, he is the light of my life :angel:
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    How stoopid do I look????

    I have a 24 year old daughter too, and three grandchildren. WAIT.....COME BACK NA.....DON'T RUN :D
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    How stoopid do I look????

    Children are wonderful, are'nt they. I have a 21 year old son that is on a fast track to being homeless :mad:
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    OOPS #2

    True story...a Michigan news channel had a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" >> Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they...
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    What day is November 31st?

    Our tax dollars at work :retard:
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