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It's better to plan for nine months and have a crib in your possession a few weeks early. That way, you don't end up making your baby sleep in a drawer for the first week.

A month is actually closer to 4 1/2 weeks. Try dividing 7 into 30 or 31; you don't get an even four. Someone who conceived on January 1, 2003 would have been due on October 8, which is 9 months and one week later. I had a hell of a time getting Brandi to understand this, too.

VH1? That's where I found out about it. :D

I just wonder what picture Jones will put on the label. My personal favorite is the picture I saw on a label once of a bunch of people in line at a line of porta-potties. I forget what flavor that soda was, though. But that picture seems perfect for a label of a beverage. :D

What about "Touch Myself" by the Divinyls? Or "She Bop" by Cyndi Lauper?

Hmm... methinks I should see about putting in a transfer request... I somehow think I'd like pushing carts at that Home Depot a lot more than at this one.

I'd suggest the "Tiki Tiki Tiki Room" if it didn't bother me so much that I actually get the reference.

This makes me glad I drive a Dodge Neon instead of a Chevy Lumina.

I can almost imagine Na in a dingo suit right now... :D

The idea was to have an approximate weight in the stste's database so when they come looking for you they have an idea of how thick or thin you are.

That's odd; I'd think being the only game in town would mean they would take their time because they don't have to compete with anyone faster.

My license says I'm 5'10" and 185 lbs. I got it during wrestling season my junior year, and they went based off what I told them.

Seeing as how I'm 5'10", I guess I'll just pretend the scale didn't say 243.5 last time I was on it. :(

Is there really such a thing as a prestigious non-accredited university? I'm guessing no, so why would I want a degree based on the life experience of my 22 1/2 years?

It seems like if the kid's too sick to go to school, he would also be too sick to be taken to work with his mom or dad. I'm sure you really want to catch whatever he's got.

Birds other than pigeons? :p

Squiggy's?

You don't actually own them. You're just renting them for a while. :D