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  1. Professur

    original food fight thread

    *Hits it for six.*
  2. Professur

    Get in chat!

    Frig. I can't believe I'm a statistic.
  3. Professur

    Look out Prof!

    Hey Brock, va chier. Fuser, I'm on the Rive-sud. St-hubert, specifically. But my office is in Anjou. If yer coming and looking fer work, send me yer CV and I'll see what I can do.
  4. Professur

    I am drinking

    Huge, all I can say is that you got what you deserve. Not drinking beer, Indeed!. Shame on you.
  5. Professur

    The battlecruiser has broke down AGAIN

    The ignition coil takes voltage from the battery and jumps it up high enough to arc. Then it passes that voltage across the coil wire (middle one on the distributer cap) and sends it down to the sparkplugs. If your coil's toast, it's parksville for ya. It can go in a heartbeat, with no warning...
  6. Professur

    The battlecruiser has broke down AGAIN

    If you could turn the distributer by hand, then your problem is your timing. That turning is how you set the timing advance. If it's loose, your timing could be out by a full cylinder or more. This is one of those cases where it's cheaper to just let a pro at it.
  7. Professur

    Mitsubishi Mirage prob #2

    I've got the Haynes manual. Can't tell shit from their diagrams. Tried to get a chilton, but they just don't have 'em here. ****ing Haynes manual, half of the articles say, "sorry, you can't do this. Go to a mechanic." Piece of shit.
  8. Professur

    Mitsubishi Mirage prob #2

    I'm only patching the race. I'm ****ed if I'm gonna try and rerun 30 odd cables all over the friggin' engine compartment. I was hoping to be able to rerun the alt cables directly since I know I have problems there. The batt lead is easy, but I've no clue what the other wires are for or where...
  9. Professur

    Mitsubishi Mirage prob #2

    A big ass cable race. From there, Christ only knows.
  10. Professur

    Mitsubishi Mirage prob #2

    If I knew that, odds are I'd know what those wires were about too.
  11. Professur

    jad1097

    So whacha got between the sights, Jad?
  12. Professur

    Let's get MOVING!

    Nyet
  13. Professur

    The battlecruiser has broke down AGAIN

    But don't, under any circumstances look straight down the throttle body. the last guy I saw do that caught a faceful of gas.
  14. Professur

    Let's get MOVING!

    Nien
  15. Professur

    Why I wash my car by hand.

    They're worth more points up there.
  16. Professur

    original food fight thread

    No ya don't, Sunshine. *drags Fury back in with a candycane around the neck*
  17. Professur

    Let's get MOVING!

    Um ..... no.
  18. Professur

    Great Quotes

    "Thou shalt not kill" - God. I've always kinda liked that one.:)
  19. Professur

    A nice illustration for those who may want it.....

    That's just so there.
  20. Professur

    Why I wash my car by hand.

    Typical torontonian driver.;)
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