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Smoking doesn't cause cancer either.

*rumble**rumble*Look out, it's a cheese quake!!!*rumble**rumble*

*giggles like mad as the entire building falls over on top of dnar* Damnit Fury, I told ya not to build the place outta cheese blocks.

Isn't your power srtip insured? Most of the better ones will cover you for between 2 to 5 thousand for surge damage. 650 is more than enough unless you've got a 19" monitor plugged into it. I've found some small (power strip sized) UPS's up here for $50cnd. Only about 10 mins of backup power...

More than you miss being unemployed?

Neat bug. You catch it yourself?

IT's also pointless for them to die because they tried to clean a loaded gun. The fact is that people are stupid. Period. Even the smartest person you know probably does at least one stupid thing every day. That's what made evolution so great. The more often you do something stupid, the faster...

Oh man, don't set me up like that. I'm already in enough trouble you-know-where for that sort of thing.

Most of the victims are adults themselves now. Those cells are starting to sound crowded.

So noted. Now that we know where we can't eat, any advice on where we can eat?

I love my seatbelt. But I agree that there shouldn't be any laws forcing their use. But anyone not using them forfits the jaws of life too. Why should firemen waste their time trying to save folk who obviously don't want saved?

I think we're closer to stupidity than dependancy.

Hey Numb Nuts. Limburger is already rotten. It can't get any worse.

Lock them up in penitent's cell and give them bread and water ... for life.

Awww.

Not this crap again.

I dunno about you, but this is starting to sound like a cheesy porn flick.

Rome was a republic too. How's yer latin?

Shoulda left the dumb bastard in there.

Here's something else it doesn't protect against. *squirts spray cheese down Q's knickers*