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  1. Professur

    Find your robot acronym

    How accurate is that.
  2. Professur

    original food fight thread

    ARGH. My eyes. My beautiful eyes.
  3. Professur

    Welcome aboard, Nixy!

    She was screwing the boss.
  4. Professur

    Introducing President Cheney

    Guess he couldn't 'take it like a man'. *snicker*
  5. Professur

    Whacked story of the day

    That's just too fucked up.
  6. Professur

    Kaboom!

    *URP* 'Scuse me.
  7. Professur

    original food fight thread

    Damn good shooting there, davey.
  8. Professur

    You guys are in trouble now! Bringing 2 GHz online

    Why do you think I took it offline in the first place.
  9. Professur

    Damn!

    Yeah, well, keep reading Chuckles. Keep reading.
  10. Professur

    This is too good to pass up

    I just got a fresh load of Curly Wurlys, straight from Scotland. Eat me.
  11. Professur

    UPS deal of the century

    It's a two parter. You have two columns of options. You configure it If-Then style. So you an configure an IF startup, Then Page 514-555-1212 so that the admin knows that the server's restarted. You also can IF on battery, Then shutdown. But if you flub up, you get If startup, Then...
  12. Professur

    New @xibase.com Email Address contest!

    I don't have 5 friends.
  13. Professur

    My street is flooded

    My place is the higest point on our road.
  14. Professur

    This is too good to pass up

    No women I've ever had sex with showed any signs of depression afterwards. Now we know why:D
  15. Professur

    You guys are in trouble now! Bringing 2 GHz online

    Well, they're all 486/25's I'm trying to latch onto enough pentium class machines to throw a little gas on the fire.
  16. Professur

    You guys are in trouble now! Bringing 2 GHz online

    Whoop-de-doo. I'm working on a new beowulf cluster. Yes, I'm gonna bring my cluster back online. You're looking at 12, yes 12 computer all linked. All running as one.
  17. Professur

    UPS deal of the century

    Q, be warned. I had a customer who, by accident, set up his Nt4 server ups to (get this) shut down on start up. Yes, that's actually a possible setting in the APC software.
  18. Professur

    I haven't had a cigarette...

    Only if you're lucky;)
  19. Professur

    Whacked image of the day

    You wouldn't say that if it was a cat ... or your CPU:D
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