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Expensive bird, that. Posty, my aunt had a huge parrot like that.

The compresssor might be for an air-balancing suspension. The caddy I was looking at had that, but under the hood.

Bite me.

Don't bank on it. A buddy of mine replaced his floor with exterior grade plywood.

I'll betcha he's got a new nickname around the barracks.

Just shoot it.

Who got custody of the rubbers?

Hey, do the scorers get to claim credit for the goals? One of them might wind up season MVP.

I was in a pharmacy this morning as a guy was picking up his Viagra. Glancing at his bill, I couldn't help myself. I had to ask "Wouldn't a hooker be cheaper?" He was not amused. Niether was the pharmacist ..... until the guy had left. Damn that stuff's expensive.

Do not use your burner as a rom. That's the fastest way to kill it. The head is twice as heavy as a regular rom and wears out quickly doing random reads. Voice of experience talking.

It's easy to say "oops, sorry" once they've been seen, ain't it. And of course, the news media is giving them millions more in free advertising.

See. That's the advantage of a monarchy. When someone leaves power, you don't have to listen to them whine and complain, coz they're dead.

Might I offer a suggestion, as a former head of personnel? Change Eugene to Gene. Name association is a big, big factor in hiring. Gene was the head honcho at NASA. Eugene was a nerd in just about every high school flick. After all, would you hire a guy named Pontius Pilate?

Might I suggest a toasted peanut butter sandwich?

I'm supposed to believe that a pumpkin survived being accelerated to super sonic in 30 feet? Yeah Right:rolleyes:

Oh, and by the way MUFFDIVE

Noone understands poontang. The very laws of physics barely contain poontang.

At least he wasn't drinking and driving.

No shit.

Damnit huge. I can't think of a single reason you'd have trouble getting chicks. Except that you still live with your Aunt May and they might think you're SpiderMan or summat;)