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  1. Professur

    original food fight thread

    * looks around* *sigh* I guess the fight's over. *calls in the clean up crew*
  2. Professur

    The Friendly Skies........

    Hey, Nix. If that career in engineering doesn't work out ...;)
  3. Professur

    Hide me

    Well, you scared me soo much that I clean forgot to eat the last one in the box and it went stale. I hope you're happy.
  4. Professur

    Hello?

    NOT!!!
  5. Professur

    Hide me

    I can't go back to OTC. They're conspiring to beat me up and steal my cinnibons.
  6. Professur

    Happy meals aint what they used to be

    That joke's been done before.
  7. Professur

    Tumbleweeds...

    Micheal Jackson dangling Saddam and his love child from a 3rd story window. Shocked, our hero...
  8. Professur

    Where's the life?

    People could check both, but they tend to post new topics at OTC. And with JJR back online, it's gonna split the pot even further.
  9. Professur

    Where's the life?

    Everyone went to OTC.
  10. Professur

    Tumbleweeds...

    US presidential candidate named ...
  11. Professur

    Tumbleweeds...

    the Dentist. But he'd rather face the wolf than Dr ...
  12. Professur

    Server move

    So what you're saying is that the site will be down, and we'll be left with nowhere to post again, right? Bastards.
  13. Professur

    Help me! I can't sleep!

    It might sound corny, but have you tried meditation? Just sit with your eyes closed and clear your mind. Try to focus your eyes on the backs of your eyelids. Half an hour of that, and I'm ready for anything. Funny enough, I use the same technique if I'm tired and need to stay awake.
  14. Professur

    Hey Old Man....

    Blow out the freaking candles already, the sprinklers are gonna go off.
  15. Professur

    What OS you are?

    Catocom, that's a laugh riot.
  16. Professur

    What OS you are?

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  17. Professur

    Whacked story of the day

    Deadly. She can't even get a legal namechange. She's stuck with her maiden name for life. Even if she just moved here and hasn't used it in 20 years.
  18. Professur

    original food fight thread

    You're too late, Batman. Muhahahahaha *Glues Noite's feet to the ground with .... something sticky I found in Fury's laundry hamper.*
  19. Professur

    Whacked story of the day

    ROFL. Did you know that in Quebec, a married woman is not allowed to use her husband's name?
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