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  1. unclehobart

    I don't need no stinkin carbs

    *hugs* I'll fatten you back up.
  2. unclehobart

    7.7 MB of sheer terror!

    OH.... MY ..... Effing...... God!!>. My eyes! ....gag I'm blind!... *gurgle* ......... . ... ....make it go away... (I would say that its not workplace viewable)
  3. unclehobart

    want something done, do it yourself....

    How did you manage to crack that weld in the first place?
  4. unclehobart

    Back by popular demand

    And word on what brad of beer it was? I can't think of any type of drink worth 2 years in lockup
  5. unclehobart

    Outlaw! .... get in here

    But it was yours soooo very long ago. let the crack baby live again!
  6. unclehobart

    Outlaw! .... get in here

    a friend pointed it out to me from a page of forwarded Christmasy avs... had to give props to my buddy in lurkland.
  7. unclehobart

    Outlaw! .... get in here

    I found the absolute puuuurfect christmas av for ya: http://members.tripod.com/LindaDiii/xmas2.html ...the one on the bottom right.
  8. unclehobart

    Get your metal name here

    Doc Rokken
  9. unclehobart

    Hey Unc!

    *note to Spirit* send more ... many more. :D
  10. unclehobart

    tell me the worst thing about 2001

    Krusty, Your friend shooting himself in the head is a greater tragedy by far. Just try and see how this is being done in context. We don't know your friend... he won't ever know our words. We didn't know when it happened. As far as we could tell, it was something that happened quite a few months...
  11. unclehobart

    Office workers warned not to photocopy bums at Christmas parties

    I just hope that they have the courtesy to *cough* clean up the glass before the next person comes along to photo her fanny as well. We don't want to risk spreading hepatitis now do we? :D There should just be a sign *wipe your ass before you squat on the glass*.
  12. unclehobart

    ATTENTION

    Sams diping hard into the meds again :D Hes starting to relive the Nam all over again.
  13. unclehobart

    Gather 'round, oh ye gentlemen of XI..

    :D Johnny... is that you on the top or bottom?
  14. unclehobart

    tell me the worst thing about 2001

    damn.. 3 weeks before Christmas... that blows.
  15. unclehobart

    Gather 'round, oh ye gentlemen of XI..

    I'm potty trained, take out the rubbish without being told to do so, I don't use the 'C' word, don't hog the covers, have a reasonably deep credit card and quiet neighbors.
  16. unclehobart

    Hey Unc!

    i'm flattered. ... just came back from the mailbox... and... nope.. haven't obtained it yet :D
  17. unclehobart

    Cake

    no you can't have your cake and eat it to... well.. I guess you can have it... its just hard to see it as it passes through your intestines.
  18. unclehobart

    What Quake monster are you?

    You just need to lay off that pali until I catch up.
  19. unclehobart

    Lord of the Rings

    I'll be seeing it. I'm a die hard fan of the whole magilla.
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