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  1. unclehobart

    Man Exits Bunker When Beer Thirst Overtakes Xmas Dread

    He should have brought in a case of champagne and rented a pair of classy hookers for the week for that bunker. Nothing says 'bah humbug' quite like doing the nasty with a pair of drunk hookers in a bomb shelter on Christmas day.
  2. unclehobart

    My Christmas Wish for you...

    :wave: :ladiesman:
  3. unclehobart

    If you were in my position you would do.....

    A burial plot... for your butt... for dropping the ball :D Enormous emeralds always work. ;)
  4. unclehobart

    Someone I knew...

    Unc no need outside help :D ... tame wild mare all by lonesome.
  5. unclehobart

    STOP IT!

    The data is merely being shoveled from shitty webhost A into the coffers of shitty webhost B... thats all.
  6. unclehobart

    I'm just gonna say w000000t. The guy who bids on this must be loaded

    Current bid of 601,000 pounds... egads... It started at a 1 million US equivalent baseline. Sounds like she needs a little seed money for the 'ol biz.
  7. unclehobart

    Lousy weather

    Thats coming quick though. All computer models are predicting an arctic express for christmas.
  8. unclehobart

    Chat information

    *backhanded swatting noise*
  9. unclehobart

    XiBase Contests

    Testosterone will provide the way. :D Rebar reinfirced walls cannot stand up to the power of brute force testosterone. I breathe fire and spew rage scented smoke outta my ears. Daddy bob here is on the prowl and posessed by the little underwear imps that whisper promises to my mind that my body...
  10. unclehobart

    XiBase Contests

    But... but... I have undergarment trophies in hand. Gimmie gimmie. Dont let Spirits sacrifice be in vain. Surely the horrors of one date with me is more than sufficient for a dusty old cpu.
  11. unclehobart

    XiBase Contests

    How about it, Posty? ... cough up. :D
  12. unclehobart

    What do you think?

    Yes. It should be allowed ... if nothing for the sheer sake that there is no reason for it to be blocked. Its a legal product with international brand names and reputations. I think the rules for it all is pretty stringent anyway. 10pm plus, can't show the product being consumed, all actors over...
  13. unclehobart

    Browns Game Nearly Suspended by Shower of Debris

    2-300 dead at times... Now those soccer fans know how to riot.
  14. unclehobart

    Browns Game Nearly Suspended by Shower of Debris

    I agree with the fans... you simply cannot can back a play after other pays have been run. Its was utter BS and I would have thrown crap as well.
  15. unclehobart

    XiBase Contests

    Spirit... can I have a date? *insert devilish lip licking emoticon here*
  16. unclehobart

    Stop eating junk food, fury

    Carrots too starchy? ...No shit? ... Thats a new one on me.
  17. unclehobart

    Stop eating junk food, fury

    calorie base should be reduced. Activity level should be raised. Start taking a multivitamin. Chill out of the mass consumtion of caffeine. Follow what Ive already told Pad in the other thread. If you actually greatly increase your activity level and start doing free weights, you need to...
  18. unclehobart

    Baby Alert!!!

    That baby isnt due for a week... tell it to wait ;)
  19. unclehobart

    I don't need no stinkin carbs

    As a sidebar. To help you speed along into a better area. Overdose on antioxidant vitamins and start taking a DHEA supplement. DHEA is the shit.
  20. unclehobart

    I don't need no stinkin carbs

    The carbs they are keeping you away from are the processed ones. The ones that hit the bloodstream really quickly after you eat them. Those kinds of carbs dont stay in your bloodstream very long and almost always get converted into fat. They are looking to get you to switch over to a more...
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