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Second lap * flaps past heading for Who's who

Second lap * streaks through on his naked way to Libations and Celebrations

Last dash before the cold sets in. * whips off clothes and streaks though the Speak Easy right out the back door into the Garage*

Marriage will do that.

That's Ok. We'll get you all sorted out when you finish installing my new clutch.

No. You're using a black and white mirror. I told you that wasn't a good buy.

Les, you're 42.

You were Neo at JJR's too.

Microsoft doesn't sell computers anymore. And I've told you before, if you want a Mac, come get it already. I'm sick of the sight of this POS.

Remind me to stock up on sunscreen.

Now Huge. Remember, you're talking about help for people dumb enough to buy Apples and Compaqs. Those answers might even be a little to complex.

Damn. I suppose that means I have to go to work tomorrow. I wonder if I can sue Leslie for fraud, mental anguish, and suffering

Been there, done that, dick fell off.

You'll pardon me if I don't cash in my life insurance policy just yet.

Sounds like she found another sucker. Maybe you can form a support group.

Well, now we have corpses getting married. I told you that gay marriage was the start of a slippery slope.

I respected him too. But less for what he did, as what he didn't do. He knew his limits. He knew he was a politician, and stuck to politics.

Dead easy. Smack it with a hammer. Works for the first few times, enough to get you outta a jam. Most times when a starter won't work, it's because the brushes are sitting on a burned part of the commutator. The jar from being hit usually manages to get you a better connection.

C'mon in. Tell us about yourself.

Bump starting an automatic is a little tough. You need to get it up to 40 mph usually, to lock up the torque converter. Seems jumper cables might be easier.