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    Office workers warned not to photocopy bums at Christmas parties

    Safety Memo- Attention!! Employees wishing to scan their bums during the Christmas party. Please use the hand held scanner provided by the IS staff and not the Xerox machine downstairs. We had a pretty crappy experience last year due to this problem. Please be advised that the hand...
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    Computer Addiction

    I guess I am OK, I got Cable Modem. And don't you f#&ken touch it EVER again!
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    I think we need to spice things up a bit

    Toga Strip Poker guys and girls!!! One hand is all it takes..... (uh, wait a minute). Scratch that...
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    Allright, here's the deal....

    Just get a big American car with bench seats and a couple of six packs. On the way to the movies, conveniently run out of gas in a secluded area. Then say "Well, it would be a shame to waste all this cold beer"..... Oh, that's the way we do it in the USA. Here is some advice on the...
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    Want you want from Santa?

    I'll bid for WORLD PEACE. Failing that, how about Bin Laden's left nut?
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    Cable's fun side

    The government apparently pays more on the dollar for a bail out. Now I got no Internet....... WAAAAAAAA.
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    More terrorism in Israel -- Israel bus bomb kills 15

    I don't think it was 'more' than Arafat asked for, but it was 92% (approximately) of all of the CONTESTED land. There has been endless debates about what that agreement actually would have provided the Palestinians. My fear is that Israel is going to strike hard, perhaps this week. When...
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    What in your opinion would get people to post here more often?

    Done, I changed mine to 10. maybe it was only one default when I originally?
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    Target practice anyone?

    Delta Force Land Warrior! You can shoot one there. Otherwise, join the Marines. By the time you are out of post secondary school, they should be on the field.
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    What in your opinion would get people to post here more often?

    Get celebrity members, like Britney Spears and maybe Christina Aguilar to post here. Barring that, just getting MORE people would liven things up. For example, I am into gaming, but the gaming forum is pretty dead. If more people were interested in gaming or gaming discussions, then I...
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    WinDriverrs Advantage?

    Yeah, I found out today when I went to WINDRIVERS.COM to get an old STB driver. BUT, guess what, there were hundreds of other sites that had it. It just took me 10 minutes of digging, dammit.
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    Right Now!!!!!

    Here's another one-
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    should the war in Afganistan be over soon?

    But that works both ways. The point is that if the citizens STAY with known Taliban (like thier brothers, uncles, fathers, etc...) then we can't be held responsible for their deaths.
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    should the war in Afganistan be over soon?

    Wednesday- Drop leaflets over Kabul. "You have two days to leave the city or die". Thursday, Fly overs, food drops and troop insertions around the city (staging done well in advance). Friday morning, blow the f#&K out of the city, no holds barred. Friday afternoon. Take the rubble...
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    Ride Manufacturer: Woman Was Too Big

    Looks like poor Knotts would have been sued either way. Discrimination or Wrongful Death. What a wash.
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    Printscreen for Blondes

    Nothin like a dirty blonde!
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    Take the Mensa workout exam

    I bow to your greater wisdom! :cry: I got 23-30, but didn't have time to finish the jumbled word ones (2). The test was stimulating wasnt it?
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    Bush's Recipe for a Merry Christmas

    Bush's Recipe for a Merry Christmas He checked his list once then checked it twice; Everyone on it was naughty not nice. He brings out his nukses and depleted uranium; to shower on Bin Laden and SoDam Insanium. Advisors will tell him, sir, not on Ramadan, but by the time it is...
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    Take the Mensa workout exam

    http://www.mensa.org/workout.html See if you are the 'right stuff' or the 'weakest link'!
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    US Congressman Says Afghanistan Should Be Nuked

    Nukes will accomplish nothing until we have a big fat confirmed target. Like Saddam. If Iraq is responsible for the Anthrax (though I honestly don't think the US Government knows WTF is going on with that), then they should be nuked (or respond in kind with Chemical/Biological). I hate to...
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