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Pat Tillman, my new hero.

Ok, I tried it. But all I had was a 5 dollar bill. I musta done something wrong, because it didn't work. All I got was Lincoln in the balconey at Fords Theater. :smash2:

Soda Machine There was a blonde woman at a soda machine. She put a dollar in the slot and pushed the Pepsi button. The Pepsi came out, so she took it and put the change in her purse. She took another dollar out, put it in the machine, and pressed the Mountain Dew button. The Mountain...

A friend at work brought in a 20 dollar bill, folded up to show the events of 9-11. I found this site, http://www.glennbeck.com/news/05172002.shtml and it tells you how to do this. Now all I have to do is get 20 dollars, and check for myself.

Who is Aj Foyt? AJ Foyt

I hear ya. Brunette's with blue eyes make my knees weak. But they are few and far between, so any woman with hair will do.

I don't think it's the feet. Maybe it's the flatulance. :)

You mean these three words? "Wanna have sex?" :)

Do you know Jack Schitt?

Sex works for me too. A good blow job says just how much you care. If you don't want to do that, alcohol is another option. Then he can say "Hey everybody! Spirit just got me some booze, likker all around":mmm:

I don't wear panties.

You are what you eat. :mmm:

At least you had people here, a lot of the time when I check out who's here, I find that I'm the only one. Then I put my pants back on, and people come back.

It's in the AM now. Good morning. And Good night.

Update It's back up and running. Still some work to do, but we can at least turn it on now.

Y'all have to come on over to the other side. ICE, is the way to go.

I wonder if he had an accident in his wet suit?

I'm sorry I can't help. If you would have asked about a colostomy, then I could have given you some answers.

How did I miss this? I work too much. Van Halen does rock. It's too bad Eddie's brain is not as talented as his fingers. His ego forced both Diamond Dave and Sammy out.

I believe in God. I don't go to church. I don't belong to any organized religion, although raised a Catholic. I have certain beliefs, that have religious ancestry, but don't let them rule my life.