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HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIXY!!!! :dance::hbd::jump:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ris :hbd::dance::beerchug:

me too

Wonder if they will deliver shitty messages? Like to someone you couldn't stand. "Hey! I'm glad you're dead."

I think I would have skipped step 3 until I was finished wrapping the present. :D

yeah, and what if your delivery person goes to hell and gramma's in heaven? what if gramma has kind of a checkered past...and she's NOT where you think she is?? :D

There's gotta be about a bazillion dead people....how the hell would the delivery person find the recipient?

I like the pizza right out of the fridge. I actually like it better than when it's hot. Chicken wings I nuke just long enough to take the chill off (so they're not hard, they get really hard when they're in the fridge) ...and my all time favorite breakfast of leftovers is Olive Garden...

[hijack thread]Nope, no quarterbacks:p Been workin' mostly. I got in a fight with my boss I worked for for 7 years and ended up getting fired. Now I work for myself. It was a little scary at first, but it's starting to take off now. Of course Murphy's Law comes in to play here....I was on...

Some one sprayed graffiti all over your screen shot:worm:

goof off is a solvent, I wouldn't use that

I didn't even know they made medicated Puffs now. But I do know those lotion Puffs are disgusting...they come outta the box snotty.

eiw that kinda sounds like a disposible issue too:sick::D or perhaps a job for 409

It's 4.....and may I just remind you, I am really good at math.:retard:

NYQUIL!!! tastes like shit, works like a charm. :)

I think this was the part that scared me the most.:eek:

yeah, leftover pizza just rocks! chicken wings aren't bad either....

The answer is 4. I'm a whiz at math. :D

Wow, he's beautiful. Is he a talking kinda birdy??

oooh, I just looked at my optical mouse, I'm quite sure it's supposed to be disposible if it gets real dirty....I ain't taking that thing apart.:scared: