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I saw Rocky Horror listed on the boob tube tonight. What followed was nothing less than a tragedy of classical Greek proportions.

I thought they were illegal, but the European Space Agency is playing lawn darts on Mars.

Yup. you suck. I'd offer to swing by and lend a hand ... but the trans on the big wagon isn't the most trustworthy at the moment. Trying to line up the time to pull it and install the fresh replacement that's been sitting in my shed for the last year.

Well, at least you've got your computer hooked up

No, we're only going to have 'stumble' this year, thanks to global warming.

You've got kids?

Isn't that a chocolate bar in the US? 100 grand?

don't you mean ten grand?

narf

The only thing I've got that's young enough to risk going to 10 would be my Surface ... and they're not migrating RT.

Meh.

You need to get a copy of Farm Sim

Can't .. it's too cold for the snow to stick together. I visited Dixie 10 years back for a reunion BBQ hosted by homelan, UncleHobart, Catocom and Tonks. We were joined by Stop Laughing, Inkara1, Samcurry and Kruz.

Huge, did you forget ... I'm north of you in French Canuckistan.

Star Trek has transporters, Star Wars doesn't. Transport one heavily armed drone inside the deathstar ... Fight over.

I'm loving this weather. Haven't seen this much cold and snow since I was a kid. Makes me feel all nostalgic.

Not with a stolen penis. Have you watched porn recently? Clapped out saggy twats, bored expressions, fake orgasms and I'm sorry ... but the fantastic positions and such are just that ... fantastic. They don't work at all. Try out a few ... might make for good visibility for the camera, but awful...

It does an amazing amount of damage to cars parked underneath.

The worst weather slips just south of me. Could be lots worse.

Apparently there's a shit storm heading my direction too.