original food fight thread

[Q]

I'm not driving *loads up salad shooter..takes aim at fury*

 

[75renegade]

Needin' relief!

Hey Q, Tailpipe's gettin' a little sore from all from all the recent activity! How 'bout tryin' a different "attack"! (Flings a bowl of soggy cereal in sour goat's milk at Q)!Eewwwwww

 

[Q]

Oh, one little banana and a bratwurst I had to disable it for a little while to hide behind it.
*Whips boysenberry sno-cones and cotton candy at s4* he loos waaaay too clean

 

[unclehobart]

psst... shouldn't we gang up on Osama Bin Asswipe?

 

[Q]

Yeah...but not with food
*plops ice cream cone upside down on uncs head*

 

[75renegade]

Hey, Neo!

Ya gonna help me out here, bro.? yer da one with all the huntin' & cookin' experience!

........Tailpipes both clean, '75 puts the hammer down & makes fer the hills! (see ya!)

 

[s4]

*Returns fire at Q with Ketchup and Mustard squirt bottles.

 

[Q]

*Q whips out her ronco® quick relaease raincoat* ha! no pesky mustard and ketchup stains on me
*sticks a candy cane in s4's ear and pummels prof with a snack-pack pudding*

 

[s4]

Ouch that hurt! I'm goin' home.

 

[fury]

*throws some "Imitation Bacon Flavored Food Seasoning" at everyone*

 

[75renegade]

Ty, fury!!

Sugar in 'er tank oughta take 'er down a couple a notches, eh bro?

 

[75renegade]

Than, "Q"!

After "mucho" employ of said, strawberry- preserve-removin' squeegee, '75 stops to help Q, seein's 'er vehicle's now stalled......well, maybe not a "complete" stop....an maybe not really to "help"...
Ok, I whip out my super-soaker, blast 'er with a 30 foot stream
and drive off laughin'!

 

[Gonzo]

*SUPERGONZO, having returned from OHIO, see's his ally is in trouble, "Q, jump in the big Truck of freedom". She is now safe from the sub-par Jeep from hell, which will fit very nicely under my 18-wheeler should it show up again. Seeing a shopping cart full of groceries, I twist the rear end of my 53' trailer & send it's contents onto EVERYONE!!!*


*multiple honks 0f the air horn on the way outta dodge, heading for the super-fortified Q castle*

 

[Q]

Tralalalala you people who pick on Q....*opens back doors of SUPERGONZO's crime fightin' semi to unload a whole trailer full a watermelons*
hahahahahahah...STEP ON IT GONZ!!!

 

[Professur]

Originally posted by Q
... and pummels prof with a snack-pack pudding*

Well, I tried to stay out of it.

*Pours uncooked haggis down the front of Q's blouse.*

 

[unclehobart]

Flicks a Rocky Mountain Oyster at Nix's left shin.

 

[rae]

hey wheres the whip cream and strawberries. thier not for throwing. yummy

 

[Pradeep]

gives rae a big serving of cream

 

[Q]

Haggis...I'm not skeeered of haggis. *fwops prof directly in the chest with a large hunk of.......eiw blood tongue.*
Take that ya big ninny.haggis, oh like, I'm soooo sure....

 

[Professur]

Blood Tongue? WTF is that? Doncha mean beef tongue? (yummy)


*Lofts a steak and kidney pie in fury's general direction.*


(BTW Q you do know what haggis is, doncha?