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krusty
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"You know what holiday really gets to me? Thanksgiving! What the hell is this all about? Paying tribute to a bunch of dead guys who dressed up in those frilly white outfits and ate turkey? I don't call that memorable, I call that something-I-might-do-if-I-was-drunk-enough. If you're going to have a holiday for them, why don't you have one for me too? Krusty day. July first. Kind of like a second New Years, except there's no eggnog, no ball, and none of that old angsine crap. Just a bunch of clowns drunk off their asses".