I'm over 1000 posts here now...

[leslie]

and noone said boo...

*goes off to celebrate alone in the corner*

 

[fury]

Congrats Les

 

[Squiggy]

Cool! Yea Les! You should dance for us now.....

 

[leslie]

*jumps up onto table*

 

[leslie]

*realizes that I'm the party girl, and that you guys should actually be treating ME to a dance*

*climbs back down and waits with anticipation*

 

[Squiggy]

*climbs carefully onto the table and goes into his "PornoKing" dance from years gone by...*

 

[leslie]

*sucks back a shot of JD and claps hands delightedly*

 

[Squiggy]

*Removes his shirt slowly and tosses it to Les*

 

[Squiggy]

*Shimmies wildly till his pasties are twirling in opposite directions*

 

[leslie]

*catches shirt, stuffs it into purse*

*wonders why he's wearing pasties*

 

[Squiggy]

*Drops to his knees in front of Les and lets the tossles gently brush her face as they twirl*

 

[leslie]

this is gettin' interestin'

 

[unclehobart]

I have long hair and can use it to sell the dance in a Fabio-esque way.

 

[leslie]

this is the best thread ever!

 

[Squiggy]

*Pops the buttons on his leather hip-huggers and continues gyrating over Les*

 

[unclehobart]

*waggles willy wildly with wondering Wilton wishing wistfully*

 

[leslie]

ok now that was too silly, I'm laughing now

 

[unclehobart]

She doth laugh and find the willy all too silly. Ingrained complex develop do I.

 

[Neo]

ok unc is like me squiggs is too slow. me strips down to the nekkid scary old man i am and dances and jumps from table to table in hopes les see's me

 

[leslie]

w00t sammy's in the house!