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That's our ladies man for ya :laugh:

Yeah, get rid of the evidence why don't ya

Having trouble with caps lock, SL? :lol:

Do what?!

*straps on his steel-toed boots* :smash:

Razors cut my beard off, I hate them! :smash:

Take it like a man, beotch!

That was my alter ego. :lurk:

*loads his pistol with armor piercing bullets and shoots SL in the gonads with it*

I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't blame me :lurk:

*kicks SL in the gonads*

Yes.

I was taking a shit for your information :fart:

I'll give you an F alright... a Fist! *punches SL in the stomach*

Yeah, but I read it for the articles. :D

You sick FFFFFFFFFREAK!

I couldn't help it, Trish Stratus's boobies were so enormously huge!

Say what? You agree with your brother? What? You make yourself sick? WHAT?! You know what? YOU make me sick! WHAT?! You make me absolutely sick! WHAT?! I said, you make me sick, you little mealy mouthed bastard! WHAT?!

*sound of a chainsaw motor churning through a lot of paper* *pushes through the stack of magazines* *gasp* I.. *gasp*.. couldn't... *gasp*... breathe...*gasp*...too...much...*gasp*... porno...*gasp*...had..to...wank...furiously...*gasp*...to stay sane! *wheeze*

WHAT?! Let me get this straight... You don't like it? WHAT?! I said, You don't like it?! WHAT?! Well, considering you're a jackass... WHAT?! I think I'm gonna drink a beer... WHAT?! another beer... WHAT?! another beer... WHAT?! a shot of tequila... WHAT?! some more...