True story

[Fuser Man]

Neo and Fury were walking down a country road when they
came upon a young woman with a flat tire on her bicycle. Fury stopped to help her and Neo continued on down the road.
Soon after, Fury came riding up on the bike and Neo asked him what had happened.

"Well," said Fury, "I stopped and fixed the tire for that girl and
after I did that, she took off her panties, lay down in the grass and told me to take whatever I wanted. I chose the bicycle."

Neo said, "Well, Fury, that was probably the right
choice, cuz them panties probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."

 

[fury]

That is SO not me. I would hump the chick, take the panties and the bicycle, and run off laughing like a maniac.

 

[75renegade]

I agree with ya, Fur, sniff the panties an' Fegit the chick........the bicycle will definately be a much more dependable means of gittin' where ya wanna go!

 

[BigDadday]

and who knows that bike might be a collectors item one day and worth alot more.

 

[75renegade]

*sniffin' seat*........who was da rider?

 

[Neo]

Mahnnnn... I never get the girl anymore

 

[BigDadday]

Ya hafta learn how to trip them with that cane before they get a full head of steam up running.

 

[75renegade]

Originally posted by Neo
Mahnnnn... I never get the girl anymore

Feelin'a li'l impathyfer ya, bro.. Wanna couple a pumps a my raspberry lotion? Be glad to share! ( BTW Still tryin' to eraticate my life of M. Arcy)