Sorry about that.

[fury]

If you thought maybe you were experiencing a bit of a slowdown, you were. The server temporarily had a load spike, but that is over now. Apologies for the inconvenience. Be sure to reply to this thread and tell us how you coped with this disaster.

Me, I just sobbed uncontrollably as I logged into the shell and had to stand helplessly as the server's load was creeping into the 30s, the 40s, the 50s and so on.

 

[Shadowfax]

Well....

First I only felt sad, really sad
I cried until my eyes couldn't produce any more tears.

Then came the anger, the anger against the host.
The anger became more and more intense...until it resulted in the most gruesome anger I ever experienced! It was horrible, I was sure I had seen Death...I said "darn".

After my anger exploded I could do nothing more than wait. And thus came the time that the server load dissolved....and the sky went back to blue, and everything was fine.




mhhhh....I really gotta cool down on the Bacardi....(with many many thanks to PsychoMark, for correcting a horrible typo...

 

[PsychoMark]

...you have no life.............. no life at all

 

[Shadowfax]

Thanks for reminding me....I needed that.

I feel much better now. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna kill myself.

 

[PsychoMark]

Damn, that sucks. Really going to miss ya

 

[Shadowfax]

Heh! That was the point where you drop in and shout: "In the name of God, please don't do it!!!! "

But I get the message....I'll try not to make such a big mess, that wouldn't be nice

 

[PsychoMark]

IN THE NAME OF GOD, PLEASE DON'T DO IT

 

[Shadowfax]

Mhhh....well OK. You don't have to get all emotional and stuff....geesh!

 

[PsychoMark]

*silence*

 

 

[fury]

it's ok, we're here for you, Shadowfax. *hugs SF in a non-gay way*

 

[Shadowfax]

I like things which are in a non-gay way. So it's OK

*hugs back, also in a non-gay way*



Disclaimer:
I am in no way against homosexuals, but I just don't like the idea of two men hugging in a gay-way.
And no, I do not reject it because I'm insecure in some sort of way about my own sexual preference. I'm plain straight.

 

[fury]

You're starting to sound like our (un)official lawyer, William B. "Slingblade" Thornton, with those disclaimers.

 

[Neo]

eiw shadowfax and fury are hugging....

 

[Kruz]

Umm.. if you two are gonna be swapping fluids.. please go to the back of the forum so no one can see you

 

[Q]

no shit....disclaimer or not....this is entirely too much man-love

*turns hose on fury and shadow*

 

[PsychoMark]

Oh oh...

I'd like to declare that I do not know Shadowfax in any way

 

[Shadowfax]

Allright, how can I make this clear......?


I AM NOT GAY!!


It is true that I always get rejected by women, but in no way have I EVER or will I ever turn towards the other side.
Neo, I bet you have ever hugged your father or someone male you know. That didn't make you gay did it?


I don't take the comments from other XiBase members serious, especially not those from PsychoMark, but when people start to think I'm gay, it is my duty to convince them otherwise.

 

[PsychoMark]

He's in the denial stage

 

[Shadowfax]

I'd figure that somebody would say something like that....

But I don't care. There is one positive thing: I will always know for certain that PsychoMark has had fewer girlfriends than I did.

I really didn't know those French chicks were twins...honest!

 

[PsychoMark]

You lucky bastard