scary thought!!

[Nihilistic]

sitting on a toilet with feeding tubes with arm and leg restrants forced to surf xibase for the rest of your life

 

[Neo]

i do that everyday, so whats the point? Its a good time. better than the alternatives...

 

[Q]

will prime rib and boloney sammiches fit in a feeding tube?

 

[Nihilistic]

i was thinking more along the lines of steak and easy mac

 

[fury]

Originally posted by Nihilistic
sitting on a toilet with feeding tubes with arm and leg restrants forced to surf xibase for the rest of your life

Restraints? I don't need no steenking restraints... I surf here 18/7 anyway (4 hours are for sleep, 2 are for playing a certain game that I used to play constantly )

 

[Fuser Man]

I would just hope the toilet has one of those soft custion covers rather than the hard ones that make your ass go numb.

 

[Nihilistic]

ill make sure your tiolet has a heater, cushon, dvd, big screen..

 

[Q]

Originally posted by Fuser Man
I would just hope the toilet has one of those soft custion covers rather than the hard ones that make your ass go numb.

Those cushion ones have drawbacks too, like they form a vacuum to your ass....a bond not easily broken. Also, if it's hot and your butt just happens to be sweating...well, use your imagination. The damn things are dangerous.

 

[DarkPrincess]

Originally posted by Fuser Man
I would just hope the toilet has one of those soft custion covers rather than the hard ones that make your ass go numb.

I'm glad to see that I am not the only one thinking that.


Oh yeah, and will there be a device to wipe my ass for me as I am in the restraints?

 

[Nihilistic]

why would you need them if your on the crapper 24/7

 

[DarkPrincess]

Cause you HAVE to wipe after you go potty! Don't matter if you are sitting there or not. Wiping your ass is a must.

 

[Bronto]

For wiping can get that Fabio attachment. Whilist in the act of reaching for the chord to beckan Fabio. The posisition is that allows wiping access for Fabio to do his job.
Fabio uses the by product to put on his Grin. You know the one, the big shit eatting grin
The Deluxe Fabio attachment with a PryBar feature. Great for those times your Ass is vacuum sealed to the toilet seat. Although its no substitute for the old fashion way of building up Gas reserves naturaly.

 

[flurff]

Originally posted by Nihilistic
sitting on a toilet with feeding tubes with arm and leg restrants forced to surf xibase for the rest of your life

That sounds kind of kinky... makes me wanna wank just thinking about it

 

[DarkPrincess]

*shakes head* Men... *shakes head*