original food fight thread

[Q]

Q, is that the outfit from the video you sent me?

nope

*runs over Gatos 10k MRE squooshin' forklift with a backhoe full of pomagranites*

 

[Gato_Solo]

versus

I'll turn over your tonka-toy full of pomegranites, and squirt you with a 1 gallon jug of honey...

 

[Q]

Don't threaten me with your pansy ass little forklift Bucko

*loads up boom with jumbo watermelons* I'll just hop in my crane

 

[Gato_Solo]

Two characters... C-5...I think I'll do a double-stick of banana cream pies on ya'...

(that means I'll be air-dropping approximately 157,000 pounds of pies on ya')

 

[Q]

C-5? I laugh at your C-5!

*smooshes peanut butter on your detonators*

*snorts a few pixy stix*

*Bonks Gato with an extra long hard salami*

 

[Professur]

Well, if anyone's gonna have an extra long, hard salami around her computer desk, it would be Q.

 

[systembuilder]

*Somewhere in a small corner of xibase, systembuilder making a huge food detonation apparatus*

 

[Professur]

*tosses a small monkey wrench into apparatus*

 

[systembuilder]

HAY COOL ive been looking for that!! (gives professur a can of soup for his timing)

 

[Q]

Well, if anyone's gonna have an extra long, hard salami around her computer desk, it would be Q.

yeah...so?

*squirts prof with cake decorating writing stuff*

 

[Professur]

Bout time you read it. *chucks a cherry at Q, the first she's seen in a loooooong time*

 

[Q]

Bout time you read it. *chucks a cherry at Q, the first she's seen in a loooooong time*

a cherry?? pfft *ducks*
*plops a buncha biscuits and gravy on profs head*

 

[Stop Laughing]

Hey Q, duck this!

 

[Professur]

*chuckles becuase Q totally missed the cerry joke*

 

[Q]

I got it, I got it.

*squirts prof with grape nehi*

 

[Professur]

Grape what?

 

[Q]

Grape what?

NEHI...didn't you ever see M*A*S*H*?

 

[Professur]

Oh, a knee-high. I get it.



*pours instant mash potatos down the front of Q's blouse*

 

[Q]

HA! That only looks like a blouse...it's really a very stylish kevlar vest. ( goes good with my boots, doncha think?)

*sling shots goobers and rasinettes at prof*

 

[Professur]

HA! That only looks like a blouse...it's really a very stylish kevlar vest. ( goes good with my boots, doncha think?)

Very. Espescially with mashed potatos squirting out the armholes.