original food fight thread

[Gonzo]

Good Shooting Q-you took out the Prof, rae, NEO, Outlaw & Krusty...get those mini-hot dog whoresdurves ready
*I've filled the SUPERGONZO Apache attack-helicopters guns & missile racks with gazpacho & put banana cream pies on the end of each rotor-set to fly off at 2600rpm(about a quarter of a mile up). Aims the cannons at Fuser, Pad, DA and habaneroman, the missiles at Spirit, S4, K, Flavio, Winey & Renegade*

*FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE...*

 

[fury]

*fury's face turns into a nasty grunting face as the pressure inside his colon builds up higher and higher and higher until it is about to burst, then releases it all, shooting the peanut out of his asshole at such a rate so as to take out one of David Hasselhoff's eyes, then unleashes a massive, deadly gaseous cloud that engulfs the entire city*

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[Q]

*Q fires up the Oreck® with the true hepa-filter to suck up the noxious gaseous cloud...ships it COD to the taliban*

*flings stale chips-a-hoy at rae, Hoc and acid*

 

[rae]

nanny, nanny, nanny, you missed. take this Q, rae throws a watermelon

 

[Professur]

*slaps you with a pickled herring*

 

[fury]

You can't keep countering all my attacks. It's not fair.

*knocks Q down, spraying creamed corn all over her*

 

[Stop Laughing]

Now I smell like a real Cub fan 'cause of the spilled beer... thanks!

*gets a bunch of those cheap 29 cent McDonald's burgers and starts loading them into the bazooka*

 

[fury]

*loads up his stealth cheese bomber*

Undetectable by cheese defense force fields and s00z's, silent, effective, and deadly.

 

[Q]

pfft, I turned on the sooper sniffer feature...it will vaporize the entire cheese bomber

*squirts pork gravy all over winey*

 

[fury]

*sighs* Sore losers.

*steps out of the food fight*

 

[Professur]

No ya don't, Sunshine.

*drags Fury back in with a candycane around the neck*

 

[Q]

you can't step outta the food fight of your own volition!

*plops pumpkin pie on furys head*

 

[rae]

rae loads a hoover with tomatoes and reverses the flow gets a few unprotected lurkers

 

[Spirit]

Spirit, shaking her can of whipping cream vigorously, scans the room for hiders. She spots trinity1 sittin' in the corner laughing at all the antics.. Spirit decides it's time for him to recieve his punishment. She hides the can of whipping cream behind her back and saunters seductively up to trin with a look of innocence in her eyes and smile.

"Hey doll", she says, giggling....
"Hello Spirit..", he responds, slightly amused..

Spirit sits next to trin so thier thighs touch.

"FOOD FIGHT!!!!!!" Spirit unloads the can all over his face... neck...chest...

suddenly she has a craving for whipping cream......

 

[75renegade]

Originally posted by Spirit
Spirit, shaking her can of whipping cream vigorously, scans the room for hiders. She spots trinity1 sittin' in the corner laughing at all the antics.. Spirit decides it's time for him to recieve his punishment. She hides the can of whipping cream behind her back and saunters seductively up to trin with a look of innocence in her eyes and smile.

"Hey doll", she says, giggling....
"Hello Spirit..", he responds, slightly amused..

Spirit sits next to trin so thier thighs touch.

"FOOD FIGHT!!!!!!" Spirit unloads the can all over his face... neck...chest...

suddenly she has a craving for whipping cream......

Keep on Spirit , wit da whip cream an' thighs "touchin' an' all"......let's see it y'all!

 

[rae]

well now i have been in an x rated food fight before
now back to the action. rae loads a salad shooter full of sqush and shoots it at fury and Q

 

[s4]

*hurls some Italian cuisine at the whole Xi membership body

 

[Q]

*ducks raes sqush attack* (whatever sqush is)
*grabs baseball bat and hits linedrive meatball at prof*

 

[Professur]

*Hits it for six.*

 

[Q]

*Q trounces around indignantly* NO! NO! NO! you're playing wrong....if I hit a line drive with a bat...you may not use a bat ...two bats can't be used at the same time in the same game...*mutters something about some wacky scottish-canadian silliness*

*loads up cow lancher with mushy gushy coleslaw...aims for s4*