BigDadday
Everday People
Don't think I've shared this one yet! 
There’s an old couple, both in their 80’s, on a sentimental holiday back to the place where they met. They’re sitting in a pub and he says to her, “Do you remember the 1st time we had sex together, over 50 years ago? We went behind the bar. You leaned against the fence and I made love to you from behind.”
“Yes,” she says, “I remember it well.”
“O.K.,” he says, “ how about talking a stroll round there again and we can do it for old time’s sake.”
“Ohh Henry, you devil! That sounds like a good idea,” she answers.
There’s a man sitting at the next table listening to all this, having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, ‘I’ve got to see this, 2 old timers having sex against a fence.” So he follows them. They walk haltingly along, leaning against each other for support, aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the bar and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her knickers down and the old man drops his trousers. She turns around and as she hangs onto the fence, the old man moves in.
Suddenly, they erupt into the most furious sex the watching man has ever seen. They are bucking and jumping like 18-year-olds. She’s yelling, “Ohhh God!” He’s hanging onto her hips for dear life. This is the most athletic sex imaginable. Finally, they both collapse on the ground. The guy watching is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life that he didn’t know. He starts to think about his own aged parents. He wonders whether they still have sex like this. After about a ½ hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggles to their feet and put their clothes back on.
The guy, still watching, thinks, ‘That was truly amazing, he was going like a train. I’ve got to ask him what his secret is.’ As the couple passes, the guy says to them, “That was something else, you must have been shagging for about 40 minutes. How do you manage it? Is there some sort of a secret?”
“No, there’s no secret,” the old man says, “except 50 years ago that frigging fence wasn’t electric!”
There’s an old couple, both in their 80’s, on a sentimental holiday back to the place where they met. They’re sitting in a pub and he says to her, “Do you remember the 1st time we had sex together, over 50 years ago? We went behind the bar. You leaned against the fence and I made love to you from behind.”
“Yes,” she says, “I remember it well.”
“O.K.,” he says, “ how about talking a stroll round there again and we can do it for old time’s sake.”
“Ohh Henry, you devil! That sounds like a good idea,” she answers.
There’s a man sitting at the next table listening to all this, having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, ‘I’ve got to see this, 2 old timers having sex against a fence.” So he follows them. They walk haltingly along, leaning against each other for support, aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the bar and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her knickers down and the old man drops his trousers. She turns around and as she hangs onto the fence, the old man moves in.
Suddenly, they erupt into the most furious sex the watching man has ever seen. They are bucking and jumping like 18-year-olds. She’s yelling, “Ohhh God!” He’s hanging onto her hips for dear life. This is the most athletic sex imaginable. Finally, they both collapse on the ground. The guy watching is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life that he didn’t know. He starts to think about his own aged parents. He wonders whether they still have sex like this. After about a ½ hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggles to their feet and put their clothes back on.
The guy, still watching, thinks, ‘That was truly amazing, he was going like a train. I’ve got to ask him what his secret is.’ As the couple passes, the guy says to them, “That was something else, you must have been shagging for about 40 minutes. How do you manage it? Is there some sort of a secret?”
“No, there’s no secret,” the old man says, “except 50 years ago that frigging fence wasn’t electric!”
