insomnia rules

[krusty]

can't sleep, tried sleeping, can't do it, mind is racing.

anyone have a good remedy for insomnia?

 

[Fuser Man]

Spank the monkey.

 

[krusty]

did that...twice... didn't work.... does it work for you fuser?

 

[Fuser Man]

Hell ya. I always wanna nap after I do it.

I sure Q could knock you over the head with her frying pan. That should make you sleep. Only problem is you'll wake up with a nasty headache.

 

[krusty]

no man beaters, puh leeze

 

[Huge]

Yeah I had that last week krusty; maybe got 4 hours of sleep the entire week. Have you tried reading to get your mind off things? I broke mine because after work on Friday, I had class, got home real late only to turn around and do it again early Sat AM. Fell asleep early that night and slept 14 hrs after that.

Sleeping pills are way %^&*%^ing expensive...

 

[krusty]

no drugs for me, alcohol is prolly the best sedative but I can't find a beer anywhere.

 

[Q]

Invite those Sealy counting sheep over! ...and if they don't do the trick, I'll have the frying pan handy as a back up.

 

[flavio]

Where's the Steinlagers?

 

[Professur]

Originally posted by Q
Invite those Sealy counting sheep over! ...and if they don't do the trick, I'll have the frying pan handy as a back up.

Originally posted by Fuserman

Spank the monkey.

Originally posted by Krusty

did that...twice... didn't work.... does it work for you fuser?

Pay attention, Q. If he could get the sheep over, do you think he would have been wanking?