If you're at work and are bored as I am

[Huge]

This may make the day go a little faster for you. I was hoping drinking a lot of coffee would accomplish the same thing but now all I have is a caffeine headache.

Oh, and there are a lot of idiots out in the world when it comes to computers.

 

[s4]

Funny stuff.

 

[BigDadday]

and an add on,

Calling For Technical Support:
Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring.... Ring... Ring...
Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring...Ring... Ring...
Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring...Ring...

Automated Answer:
Thank you for calling Technical Support.
All of our technicians are currently busy helping people even less competent than you, so please hold for the next available technician. The waiting time is now estimated at between fifteen minutes and eternity. In order to expedite your call, please punch your 63-digit product identification number onto your telephone touch pad, followed by your product serial number, which can be found in a secret compartment inside your computer where, for security purposes, it is printed in the smallest typeface known to mankind. Do that now.

 

[Huge]

 

[HomeLAN]

Unfortunately I already read that whole thing over about 5 very bored days about 6 months ago.