At work we still have our old dial-up account and every once in a while I check e-mails. I hadn't done it for over a month.
'receiving 384 messages'
90% of them - spam
I'm back on dial up for a few days until they get my DSL back up. Went from wholesale to retail. They just closed it down today. Now I get to wait until my modem lights on my Fujitsu start lighten' up. Sorry fscks at Verizon....